...can tell you stories that will close your eyes and open your mouth.
...am punctual and reliable in all (read: most) save correspondence.
...will say beautiful things to you and believe all of them.
...much appreciate both the absurd and the perverse.
...can dance without injuring either myself or you.
...am not afraid of strangers, nor strangeness.
...won’t let you take me too seriously.
...will walk on your outside.
...can keep you honest.
...am most married.
Je parle assez bien le francais, mais l'ecrire?! Ca c'est penible. Laissez moi trouvez mon dictionaire et mon Bescherelle, et on se reparle.
I am highbrow, middle class, and low maintenance