I,

...can tell you stories that will close your eyes and open your mouth.
...am punctual and reliable in all (read: most) save correspondence.
...will say beautiful things to you and believe all of them.
...much appreciate both the absurd and the perverse.
...can dance without injuring either myself or you.
...am not afraid of strangers, nor strangeness.
...won’t let you take me too seriously.
...will walk on your outside.
...can keep you honest.
...am most married.
...smile, often.
...listen.

Je parle assez bien le francais, mais l'ecrire?! Ca c'est penible. Laissez moi trouvez mon dictionaire et mon Bescherelle, et on se reparle.

I am highbrow, middle class, and low maintenance

1. Quality footwear
2. An east-facing window
3. A bicycle, preferably fat of tire
4. Footnotes, parentheticals, marginalia
5. (I’ll wave the fifth)
6. Olives

I find OkCupid's insistence on matching me with women in their early twenties both a little troubling and a little tempting.

You,

...are bold.
...like to sweat.
...value friendship.
...ride a mountain bike.
...vote (but not Conservative).
...enjoy spatial statistics or GIS.
...quote architects, disdainfully or not.
...caught the missing “i,” but kept reading.
...have an open mind toward open relationships.
...know that suburbs embody a modern pact with the devil.
...express yourself honestly and confidently (bonus points when naked).