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GlumSpore

25 M Milwaukee, WI

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:34pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
People say I should have been born in another era...and they realize I would have still been a huge nerd, and then they ask me to help them understand what Just War Theory by St. Thomas Aquinas would mean in the context of modern public policy decisions...which eventually degrades to a discussion concerning my lackluster performance in the last game of Cards Against Humanity. If you are still reading this,and still are able to hold down your bile,I congratulate you on passing Learning About This Weird Guy 101.

INTJ, for those in the know.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a Masters student at Marquette and currently the GA/Assistant Coach for the MU Debate program (Yes, this means that I train the little hellions who may run this country one day). I could not ask for a better job. I also judge and coach high school debaters in the Milwaukee area.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, writing, speaking about very esoteric topics on short notice(with enough sleep and caffeine), and trying things to see if I am good at them...with a few disastrous/YouTube worthy failures mixed in for good measure.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am someone who is typically in the back corner, talking with a small group of people, or just simply people watching. It's not that I am being awkward on purpose, promise!

Physically.....typically my size (big and tall people typically stand out), and then my ridiculous comb-over that I sport as necessary.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Disclaimer: This is by no means a complete list...I can be random/vague with my habits at times, and I think this list shows that in crippling detail...

Film/TV: For movies, I am pretty eclectic in my tastes, other than rom-coms (sorry ladies). In the realm of TV, I defer to a lot of British shows like Mock The Week and Sherlock. Other shows that I have/still watch with some frequency include Game of Thrones, Burn Notice, and most documentary shows (other than shows by that accursed network, the History Channel).

Books: 1984, most public policy books (still read those as part of my degree), and quite a few techno-thrillers from the 80s and 90s.

Music: Anything from the 60s-80s, a few modern bands thrown in to help knock off the cobwebs. I used to listen to country a lot...but now that I live somewhere where it is not the only good music, I have branched out a bit.

Food: I am pretty chill with most foods, although I have a hate/hate relationship with salads (other veggie arrangements are just fine with me)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, debate/discourse, food and drink (should they count as one item?), sleep, the internet, and the BBC (for news and good shows).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Anything...I can be pretty random.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually judging a high school debate or forensics tournament, or working for Marquette as a travelling coach. This is NOT every weekend, so I do try to have a life on those nights as well.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Disclosure would not make the thing private anymore, would it?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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If this rather shoddy profile is interesting enough to spark your attention. I know, pretty low threshold, but it is the biggest one to hurtle.

I am someone who supports the notion that either person can start contact, so dive in, and I will talk back!!