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GnomeChomsky1

26 M Victoria, British Columbia, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:52pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hello world, this is me. Even describing myself in this confined context makes me nervous O_o

OK not really, but I'm new at this so go easy on me. I like candle lit dinners and long walks on the beach... no, that's too cliched.

I totally just nailed the guitar intro for 'Hot for Teacher' by Van Halen while rescuing an orphanage of kittens from a fire. Later on tonight I'm gonna do some other really cool stuff like play video games and read academic journals. Oh shit, wait a second, that's not cool at all! I'm a nerd!

Fuck this shit (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
What I’m doing with my life
Currently flying airplanes trying to become a pilot.
I’m really good at
Being introverted, having a dark sense of humour, spelling, watching hockey and saying "awwww c'mon!!", video games, nitpicking the logical fallacies I see on TV, and using Oxford commas.
The first things people usually notice about me
How the hell do I know I'm not them I'm me!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books... Plato's The Republic, Machiavelli's The Prince, JS Mills' On Liberty. Just recently started A Song of Ice and Fire series (and fiction in general for that matter), currently reading A Clash of Kings and it's fucking fantastic.

Movies... nerd classics like Star Wars, LoTR, The Matrix trilogy (shut up I like all of them), Donnie Darko, Shawshank Redemption, Inception, and perhaps even Tron simply for its musical score.

Shows... don't watch a lot of current TV instead I download a series after I hear it's worth watching. Currently on season 3 of Mad Men!

Music... whatever sounds good. From pop punk, prog, and metal to classical and oldies.

Food... not Japanese. Please, anything but Japanese! Favourite dish has to be good ol' spaghetti and meat balls!
The six things I could never do without
Boring stuff like food, water, and a breathable atmosphere. Beyond that I'd say Tim Horton's coffee (two cream no sugar, thank you), my family, and Hockey Night in Canada.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the fuck I'm doing in life
The future of the world
How we're a speck of dust in the universe but people care about Facebook status'
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my cat or attempting to socialize outside of my apartment. Either or.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I often daydream how I'd fare as a character on Lost.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Chemical signals in your brain encourage you to