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Gnominidae

27 M Indianapolis, IN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Aug 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Paul. I'm shy and am looking to find someone to hang out with and maybe date. I like computers and video games. I also like to write when I can find the time. What we need here is more Gusto. Make this count. Don't assume girls will notice your daintiness. You need to stand out more. Use the word Gravitas or sentences that force women to think of nothing but the word gravitas.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as tech support at an ISP. I also do some computer repair work when I have the time. More brutal honesty is needed here. You talk to mouth breathing idiots for 8 hours a day, asking them if they've tried unplugging it and plugging it back in. Then you have to describe to them what an electrical outlet is, because there are apparently people out there that do not know what those are. I got my own place last year, and am still trying to figure out this whole being an adult thing. Shamelessly trying to drop that you have your own place. Ladies love guys that have their own place right? Did you mention how a bunch of old people live in the neighborhood?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty good with computers. Not an idiot I'm also pretty good at several video games. Ladies, please, form a single line. I'm also a pretty good listener. Beta as fuck.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, I've got long, curly hair. The only reasons you don't get a haircut is because 1. sometimes girls like to touch it and you are that desperate for human female contact. 2. It makes you look less fat by distracting attention away from your gut. Also, I have a lot of leg/knee/ankle/feet problems, and use a walking stick a lot when I'm out. Bye ladies... Thanks for stopping in. Seriously, you'd be more mobile with 2 peg legs. Ligaments in your knee tear whenever you even think of running.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
With music I tend to like electronic techno type stuff. I've been listening to a lot of Scooter recently. I also like some metal/rock such as System of a Down. Why are you being so conversational? By this point in the profile she is barely skimming. If she got this far she's only making sure you don't listen to something freakish like Yanni or Insane Clown Posse. Stick to a simple list.

As far as movies goes, I like pretty much all kinds. Recently I've been watching a lot of classic cinema. I saw Casablanca in a film studies class Ooh film studies class and since then I've been a big fan of Humphrey Bogart movies. Every schmuck says they love classic cinema. As soon as you say Humphrey Bogart I am reminded of how every desperate, lonely man from the 1950's onward has tried to appear cultured and different by mentioning Humphrey Bogart. Honestly, the last movie you saw starred Nicholas Cage in a bad wig. You were alone at the time.

With books I like fantasy and science fiction. I really like the Harry Potter books Harry Potter is only worth mentioning if you don't like it. It's like saying I like to be happy. I also like the Young Miles series. Oh the crippled guy likes the sci-fi series about a crippled guy. How original.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Computer Boring
Job shameless mention of job
House shameless mention of place
Friends Don't forget to say how many are irl friends
Internet clearly
8 hours of sleep a night what? Can you be more boring
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Computers and ideas for writing. Don't forget to mention all the crippling self doubt, and what various people look like naked.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Alone? Just kidding, go ahead and try to make it sound not pathetic. I like to just relax at home and play some video games. Sometimes I will go hang out with friends. "friends" should be singular.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My Grandma died of cancer? Well holy shit. Way to snuff out whatever life was left in this profile with that crap about cancer. That's kind of private. We don't really talk about it a lot because it involved her privates. Oh great. Subtle cancer humor. Edgy. Love it. Even if employing it means you just sunk your chances with any girl who finds nothing funny about heinous diseases that slowly kill beloved relatives. Whatever, you don't need them.
You should message me if
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you were amused by my profile. If you like crazy people