Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are fun, cute, outgoing, career oriented, confident, appreciate
a curvy girl, have a college degree (a graduate degree is even
better!), and are looking for a long term relationship.
For me, sex and monogamy go hand in hand, as that is not something
I share. Know that dating me means no sex until things are
exclusive (but exclusive does not have to mean very serious).
That's not negotiable, so move on if it's a deal breaker.
After a few disastrous OKC dates, I realize I need to add a "Do not
message me list". DO NOT message me if you:
Believe you have ESP;
Will judge me for believing in Western medicine;
Have been charged with or convicted of a crime;
Live in a hotel or with your parents;
Are not open to a long term relationship;
Are looking for only sex or a FWB;
Are massively in debt; or
Are critical, argumentative, or uptight.
Don't message if you like to sleep until 11 or 12 on the weekends.
It's one thing on occasion if you were out partying until 5am, but
sleeping the day away on the regular drives me nuts.
New one - if you think it's appropriate to ask for legal advice
before we even meet, please don't message me. WTF.
If your screen name includes the words "lick" "69" or "BBC".
I'm sure this list will continue to grow as I talk to more people
on here. :)
Yep, here is another! If you don't think it's scary as hell to
drink too much and profess your love for me and desire to spend
your life with me when we are on our second date, then please move
If you do not live in metro Atlanta. Why do I keep getting messages
from men in other countries??
If you are going to admit to me on the fourth date that you are
actually married and still together, but she is 20 years your
senior and you only married her to have someone pay your bills
while you worked toward a college degree. Yes, this happened.
If you are going to give me a deadline for the latest acceptable
date for me to put out, and threaten to delete my number and never
contact me again if I don't agree to this sex deadline. This also
If you prefer to spend 2-3 hours every single night with me on the
telephone, but are not enthusiastic about actually getting
together. This is not middle school and I'm a grown woman, so take
me out and let's have a great time, damn it!
I am now pretty convinced that I'm a crazy magnet, but I only need
one great and sane guy, so I'll keep looking and sorting through
the masses of insanity until I find him. :)