Mostly I'm just your basic white person. I love books and television and low culture and the internet. I moved to the BK pretty recently after graduating from the University of Maryland, which is like being expelled from Eden, except Eden is full of biddies and bars where everyone is grinding on each other all the time and saying that they love each other but they don't really love each other and they wake up in cold-lit apartments and realize again like they do every morning that There Is No End.
Brooklyn is dope though and adulthood, while depressing and anxiety-inducing, is like a fine chill thing indeed.
I came to New York to write and do comedy.
Mostly I am just bopping around and trying to enjoy myself before I die and all, and I have a pretty good time of it. Pizza tours, zoos, walking around casually in parks, they are all on the table, so just let me know if that sounds like fun to you. In fact, I don't even have to come. You can just tell me that those sounds fun and then just do them yourself you would probably enjoy it more.