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GoDownMoses

23 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:28pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm kind of just a self-involved, facetious manchild. So uh, mothers, lock up your daughters.

Mostly I'm just your basic white person. I love books and television and low culture and the internet. I moved to the BK pretty recently after graduating from the University of Maryland, which is like being expelled from Eden, except Eden is full of biddies and bars where everyone is grinding on each other all the time and saying that they love each other but they don't really love each other and they wake up in cold-lit apartments and realize again like they do every morning that There Is No End.

Brooklyn is dope though and adulthood, while depressing and anxiety-inducing, is like a fine chill thing indeed.

I came to New York to write and do comedy. Instead I work at a company that manages and maintains elevators. So dream big. I still write and do comedy though, when I can, and am trying to more and more.

Mostly I am just bopping around and trying to enjoy myself before I die and all, and I have a pretty good time of it. Pizza tours, zoos, walking around casually in parks, they are all on the table, so just let me know if that sounds like fun to you. In fact, I don't even have to come. You can just tell me that those sounds fun and then just do them yourself you would probably enjoy it more.
What I’m doing with my life
I take files out of filing cabinets, make small adjustments to them, and then put them in other filing cabinets. For this they pay me more than bus drivers, cleaning ladies, and probably most teachers.

While that consumes a pretty bleak amount of my time, on the fringes I like to write, do stand up and improv, or "do projects", which is a broad and vague category of stupid things that I get really excited about doing for like three days and then never follow through with.

Right now those are writing a television show, and recording very sad lofi music in my apartment and writing poems.

Also thinking up dog names. Would you name your dog Gabriel Garcia Barquez? I would, and I have. Not actually but I will.
I’m really good at
Telling long-winded jokes. Lying. Presenting the boring minutia of my life as fascinating anecdotal experience. Encouraging my little brother to do things beneath the dignity of a twelve year old in order to get attention. Filling awkward silences with pretty genuine small talk until the silences become a conversation we never really wanted to have. Being undeservedly pleased with myself all the time. Oversharing my emotions on the internet. Facebook statuses.
The first things people usually notice about me
My head is like, so fucking big, like on some Mario Incandenza shit sort of big
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Insofar as writers, so many of them. Isak Dinesen, Graham Greene, Haruki Murakami, Eudora Welty. John Updike Dalton Trumbo, Irwin Shaw, J.D. Salinger (I know, I know) Ezra Pound, Dave Eggers, Junot Diaz, Borges and Lorca and Neruda, Camus, Yeats, Baudelaire, Proust when I can manage it (which is pretty much never); everyone, everyone.

Mostly though, if I could be in a drinking contest with Ernest Hemingway, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, and William Faulkner, I'd die happy. Probably that night, from alcohol poisoning.

I don't really watch movies. Every movie I've ever sat down to watch has been a thinly veiled front to initiate making out with someone.

Television, however, is probably my favorite thing in the world, and is the dominant art form of the modern age. Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Parks and Rec, Bob's Burgers, Archer, Louis, New Girl (it is dope, trust me, and Liz Merriweather is the babe/a genius), just like fucking everything television is so great you have no idea.

I didn't know young people still listened to music.

I love food, from all sorts of places, and in my belly. I also love cooking it but I'm sort've sloppy.
The six things I could never do without
Puns and hilarious wordplay

Television

The internet and the grim but beautiful culture its bestowed upon us

The approval of my peers

Diners

College Park (Terp Country)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what a shallow and transparent caricature of a human being I am. How desperately I love everyone against how vehemently I hate everyone. How humankind has Othered itself into insatiable, impotent voyeurism, and how no one will ever truly understand anyone else.

I mean.

If dogs could talk, what sort of goofy things would they say?
On a typical Friday night I am
trying to do anything worth writing home about
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I want you to like me so much it's disgusting.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like pizza and fun rapport. Pizzapport, I guess.