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GoGoGadg3t

24 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:46am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Once upon a time, we were bored at work. Thus an OkayCupid was born.

Soo I really want to learn Korean. Want to learn it together and speak only in Korean when out public? Offer directions to elderly confused Korean women with walkers. Can you imagine, if Daphne pissed her pants the first time she saw a Chinese person, how wide those little Asian eyes would get when we give her directions to the Super Phu King Palace in fluent detailed Korean with a dash of sarcastic bi play that leaves her engaged yet cautious of symptoms of stroke... And yeah, It's a real place.

Also, if you're here because OKC says we're a match, just message me! Helpful tips to getting me out: I will almost never say no to billiards (it's like sex..."uh, I think you're having sex wrong"), sushi (I've got my secret haven), movies (my life source), extreme sports (not currently a part of my life but trying to make it happen wwith the right people), theatre, musicals (yeah, don't get me addicted to a musical, it's all you will hear for weeks), and more importantly anything involving Neil Patrick Harris (also please, if you don't think NPH is the most amazing and talented person on this planet or support gay rights, you know where the back button is)

Anyways....

Me: I work a lot. Usually 70 hours a week. Usually off at 6....usually.The best part, I love what I do. I work in Marketing/Advertising and resuming school in the fall....I know right? But the weird thing is I still find time to type shit like this and I'm not even at work (it's part of the creative process). Short and simple, I'd love to spend some of my alone time with the right person. Looking for someone that loves How I Met You Mother as much as I do. Seriously, it's referenced a lot. It's also became a major issue between my 2 friends and I (According to them, I am Barney in Mind and Ted at Heart). I enjoy hanging out on the couch running marathons of movies and thinking of clever drinking games for each one. Sometimes spur of a moment I want to go on an adventure and get out of town; enjoy the occasional rage of the downtown life. I get these urges to see a play, go to concert, laugh with the occasional comedian at the helium, go bowling, skydiving, jump off cliffs, hang glide...and I know some of those sound a little extreme but its okay....i just wont tell you until we get there. Most importantly, I'm done with looking for someone to bang. Now I'm looking for someone to hang.......someone to.....hang.....with.....someone to hang with....and love, not lynch...unless that's what you're into and then we'll...talk about that.....later........with a counselor.....and maybe a priest....and shaman.

*message me if you got through that and saluted ;) *
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cheffing Shit Up!
Sword fighting with riding crops
Shopping for books, food, and movies all in a 30 minute break
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a really bad tan
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Carl Hiassen, Chuck Palahniuk, Jeff Lindsey, Jon Ronson, Edgar Allen Poe, and probably my favourite books, The Portrait of Dorian Gray, To Kill A Mockingbird and Invisible Monsters

Music: Muse, Maroon 5***, She Wants Revenge, Nick Cave, Amanda Palmer, Johnny Cash, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Royal Wood, The Pierces, Regina Spektor, Hannah Georgas, Brown Out, Shadow House, Classical, and ,recently, Fiona Apple

Television: Frasier**, Flight of the Conchords, Archer, How I Met Your Mother***, I.T. Crowd, (more British shows I can't think of at the moment), Spin City, House*, American Horror Story (season one), Being Human US (addicted to the soundtrack), and of course Dexter**

Movies....the abridged version: OldBoy***, IP Man, The Man From Nowhere, Ink, Lo, Submarine**, Amelie, Bunny and The Bull, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, WristCutters, The Fountain, Crazy. Stupid. Love, Drive, 500 Days of Summer, The Exam, Pulp Fiction, From Paris With Love, Operation: End Game, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Brick, Fight Club, American Psycho, Psycho....1960*** (or just Hitchcock, period), V for Vendetta, Perfume: A Story of Murder, The Whole Nine Yards, Memento, Natural Born Killers, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, Thank You for Smoking....are you still reading?

Food: All of it. I love to make it bend to my desire. Aromatics, saute, pinse, flambe, au suc, deglaze, sanje, season, braise, plate, garnish. Oh yes...it will be delicious
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Phone
Passion
Music
Billiards
Writing Utensils
Shows and Movies
Food and Water
Beer and nicotine...because 6 isn't enough
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Work
Batmobile
And this box isn't even big enough
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, thinking about playing pool and having a couple of drinks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I swallowed a piece of gum and I'm really paranoid about it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...I know what you're thinking, " I'm not going to message this guy..... but I will visit his profile a billion times until he messages me!"

Message me if you:
Made it this far at some what enjoyed yourself
Are looking for something serious
Are looking for something casual
Know what you are looking for
Are able to voice mind
Like to have a sing along dance party with me
Think skydiving while blowing bubbles is a must
Thought, when you were a child, that whenever it rained, it was angels urinating after a kegger of epic heavenly proportion.....

Let's not talk about thunder.