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23 M Beaverton, OR

My Details

Last Online
Apr 17
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
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My self-summary
Once upon a time, we were bored at work. Thus an OkayCupid was born.

Soo I really want to learn Korean. Want to learn it together and speak only in Korean when out public? Offer directions to elderly confused Korean women with walkers. Can you imagine, if Daphne pissed her pants the first time she saw a Chinese person, how wide those little Asian eyes would get when we give her directions to the Super Phu King Palace in fluent detailed Korean with a dash of sarcastic bi play that leaves her engaged yet cautious of symptoms of stroke... And yeah, It's a real place.

Anyyways, I need a jogging buddy! The max I've jogged so far is 8.08 miles. Ideally I'd like to at least jog 5 miles every other day. If you're interested, send me a message =) Oh and please live downtown. Also usually run at night. That is all.....wait..yeah no wait..yeah..yeah that'll do pig...that'll do.
What I’m doing with my life
Work and school. In my spare time.....well I try to avoid spare time. An empty calendar is an empty life. But when I do get the time, I love kicking back with a couple games of pool, good movie/tv show, nice beer, and some tunes to match the mood.
I’m really good at
Cheffing Shit Up!
Sword fighting with riding crops
Shopping for books, food, and movies all in a 30 minute break
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Carl Hiassen, Chuck Palahniuk, Jeff Lindsey, Jon Ronson, Edgar Allen Poe, and probably my favourite books, The Portrait of Dorian Gray, To Kill A Mockingbird and Invisible Monsters

Music: Muse, Maroon 5, She Wants Revenge, Nick Cave, Amanda Palmer, Johnny Cash, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Royal Wood, The Pierces, Regina Spektor, Hannah Georgas, Brown Out, Shadow House, Classical, and ,recently, Fiona Apple

Television: Frasier, Flight of the Conchords, Archer, How I Met Your Mother, I.T. Crowd, (more British shows I can't think of at the moment), Spin City, House, American Horror Story (season one), Being Human US (addicted to the soundtrack), and of course Dexter

Movies....the abridged version: OldBoy, IP Man, The Man From Nowhere, Ink, Lo, Submarine, Bunny and The Bull, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, WristCutters, The Fountain, Crazy. Stupid. Love, Drive, 500 Days of Summer, The Exam, Pulp Fiction, From Paris With Love, Operation: End Game, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Brick, Fight Club, American Psycho, Psycho....1960 (or just Hitchcock, period), V for Vendetta, Perfume: A Story of Murder, The Whole Nine Yards, Memento, Natural Born Killers, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, Thank You for Smoking....are you still reading?

Food: All of it. I love to make it bend to my desire. Aromatics, saute, pinse, flambe, au suc, deglaze, sanje, season, braise, plate, garnish. Oh will be delicious
The six things I could never do without
Writing Utensils
Shows and Movies
Food and Water
Beer and Cigarettes...because 6 isn't enough
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When I have to be to work
How it is impossible to smoke an uninterrupted cigarette on Burnside
Where my next venue will be
What joke I'm going to work on
If you get a brain-freeze when you have sex with a vampire too fast
What I'm going to do in or to my Fortress of Solitude
Oh and beer and pool...if those weren't a given.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, thinking about playing pool and having a couple of drinks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I swallowed a piece of gum and I'm really paranoid about it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
...I know what you're thinking, " I'm not going to message this guy..... but I will visit his profile a billion times until he messages me!"

or you want to bring me movies...If I haven't seen it and it checks out on IMDB, come on over...and bring wine...and popcorn. ..not the microwave kind but the one you have to do on the stove....Also you don't have to stay, you could even just drop off the movies, wine, popcorn and I'll just message you when I'm done...or run out of wine.