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Go_Screw

35 / M / Straight / Single

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

His Details

Last Online
Apr 22
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
3′ 0″ (0.91m).
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Islam and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from med school
Job
Unemployed
Income
Less than $20,000
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Sign Language (Fluently), Basque (Fluently), Esperanto (Fluently), Occitan (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am a hemophiliac HIV-positive heroin junkie frequently prone to seizures.

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What I’m doing with my life
I'm unemployed. I sit around the house all day in my tighty whiteys booting up heroin, and playing Grand Theft Auto, doing nothing but repeatedly beating the prostitutes.

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I’m really good at
Huffing gasoline and fellating myself. As to the latter, it's not that I have a large penis-- it's really tiny, but I am very skinny and missing a vertebra in my spine that allows me to contort myself into the proper position.

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The first things people usually notice about me
My overpowering stench.

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite book is the Bible, my favorite movie is Butthole Princess #13, my favorite music is solo sousaphone, and my favorite food is chicken mcnuggets dipped in warm mayonnaise and hot fudge.

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The six things I could never do without
1. My colostomy bag
2. My heroin
3. My inflatable sheep
4. My German schisa porn
5. My itch cream
6. Jesus

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Murdering that bitch

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On a typical Friday night I am
In the administrative segregation unit of Philadelphia County Detention

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an unusual growth on my tiny penis

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I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
You are a really hot female

You make a lot of money and are willing to support me with it

You are willing to sire my offspring and hire a nanny to do all the work

You are willing to change my colostomy bag

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