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22 M Fort Lauderdale, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:49pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm Mike and you can go to if you want to see what i'm all about.
What I’m doing with my life
I work daily as a video editor/production manager for a video production/advertising company. When I'm not at work, I'm trying to get music out, running a small business on the side that specializes in branding and graphic design, and trying to get a television show made.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. Cooking a meal that would make Emeril Lagasse shit his Depends. Doing bizarre things with my voice. Singing, according to some. And a host of other things, though writing about myself isn't one of them.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my sense of humor. I'm like a failed stand up comedian, outside of the fact that I never tried in the first place.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This is a really dangerous question for me, because it could easily end up being a book in and of itself. My current top 10 favorite musicians are: Atmosphere, He Is Legend, The Ghost Inside, Poison the Well, Every Time I Die, Eyedea & Abilities, Blueprint, Deftones, The Dillinger Escape Plan, and Murder by Death. But that's just right now, that could be a totally different list tomorrow. Generally, if you show me music, I'll find some merit in it. Music is a passion of mine. Favorite movies are The Departed, Shaun of the Dead, and 28 Days Later. Favorite shows are Breaking Bad (may you rest in peace, you glorious, glorious bastard,) It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The League, Louie, Wilfred, and Workaholics. Food is love, food is life, don't ask me to single anything out, that's cruel.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. I love having time to just think, and even better, people to discuss my thoughts with.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully out with some friends, but I'm a firm believer in a night of Netflix as well. I mean, have you seen House of Cards? Psssh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If you ever want to murder me, just force feed me mayonnaise in my sleep. If I don't choke, the shock and disgust will kill me seconds after I wake up.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
If you want to. That's why people message each other, right?

Also, if you understand my username. Definitely then. Like even if the rest of this page makes you furious, just let me know that you understand my name, and we can kinda be best friends still.