I am skeptical, tactical, and impatient.
My Self-Summary
I have trouble spelling infinite. Is it because I'm an atheist?
Probably.
I'm a sarcastic, skeptical, saucy wench who still longs for the
transcendent. I can also be pretentious (see previous
sentence).
I'm learning how to balance living in the now with my
impatience.
In spite of being an atheist, I believe people's instincts are
rarely wrong.
I look at dating as an experiment. I was going to write a joke
about beakers, but my friend told me it was too phallic.
I tend to like nice guys, but it isn't really getting me anywhere.
I'm struggling with the issue of women asking out men. My brain
says it's fair and no problem. My gut says men need to do the
pursuing and if they don't pursue, they're not interested. What do
you think?
Hobbies include: singing, playing the ukulele, taking pictures,
writing, listening to talk radio, traveling, movies, occasionally
throwing out the surplus of shiny things I buy when I'm sad.
What I’m doing with my life
Not enough. I'm working on working on this.
I'd like to be a rich crime writer who has a side career as a
ukulele rock star.
Until that takes off, I'm not sure what I'm doing. I'm not sure if
I should pursue a fulfilling but stressful career or have a job
that ensures I don't starve while pursuing my hobbies in my
off-time.
I’m really good at
Being sarcastic and skeptical, singing, plunking my ukulele,
writing, taking pictures.
The first things people usually notice about me
My wit and my freakishly (in a pretty way) blue eyes.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: Hardcore Zen, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Color Purple.
Movies: Kill Bill(s), Harold & Maude, The Hotel New Hampshire,
Ed Wood.
Music: Outsider, Klezmer, Blues, Rock 'n Roll.
Food: Lots of types, really. I like both fine dining and greasy
spoon diners.
The six things I could never do without
Space pen, a notebook, my ukulele, a camera, lip balm.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Writing, death, love, sex, work, eggs. I like eggs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Plotting my enemies' destruction, crocheting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I've never been stung by a bee.
You should message me if
You're smart, funny, open-minded, not overly religious, not overly
shallow.
If you have a tail, that will help.