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27 M Corona, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:30am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
You can be this sweet, honest, humble darling when you wish. Most of the time however you are this wretched alluring evil thing that smirks in a way that makes me uncomfortable yet interested. Your mouth produces some of the nicest or most horrid things anyone has ever said to or about me. Yet we are still friends so I guess you do something right. - A friend when asked for my summary.
What I’m doing with my life
Being Alive

I work with mentally unstable children and adults. Its not the job I thought I'd be doing, but I'm good at it. I rather enjoy helping people in certain situations and it has allowed me a better understanding of those around me.
I’m really good at
Not being dead

Cooking from scratch is something I've been told I'm good at. I also have a tendency to tell colorful detailed stories due to my job and proclivities.
The first things people usually notice about me
From what I've been told, my booming voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Most things, I guess. I've never been a huge fan of mainstream rap. I've tried country but I just can't relate to it.

In terms of books, I'm a sucker for a well done autobiography, biography, fantasy, sci-fi, or alternative novel. I also read a lot of books on mythology and folk tales.

Movies: I'll go see more or less any kind of movie. However unless its in its 3rd or so week I'll likely sit next to you silent except for a few tiny quips. I enjoy movie cuddling too.

Shows: HHhmm Peep Show, Archer, Venture Bros, Eastbound and Down, Dexter, Parks and Rec, Community, and a number of others occupy my show watching. I only watch things online or via netflix.

Food: I like sushi quite a bit but I have a borderline addiction to guava flavored foods. I've had someone buy my affection with guava jam before. Its a sickness, I know.
The six things I could never do without
LEGO, confections, books, fingers, my ever increasing hardcover collection, guava jam, I've run out of things I'm quite a simple man.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Random Music where I'm not sure if I know most of the lyrics or if I'm making them up.

Super Villainy

The line between deviancy and experimentation.

Me and Frankie Avalon.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or spending time with a friend. I rarely "go out" as it were unless to a particular event. Any other night besides fri and sat nights I'm game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sometimes create a narrative in my head voiced by Morgan Freeman while watching random people. I especially do this while browsing OKCupid profiles. They most often open with: "She had decided she'd turn to the internet to meet someone, the people she'd find there would surely disappoint or fascinate her."
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
-If you've gotten this far without writing me off as crazy.
-You wish to be my nemesis
-You have answers that I could be a problem to.
-You have an encyclopedic knowledge of something, doesn't particularly matter what.
-You could kick my ass in a fight, I don't know why but it fascinates me. Its not a sexual least I don't think it is.