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27 M Corona, NY

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:03am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a monster.
What I’m doing with my life
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Being Alive

I work with mentally unstable children and adults. Its not the job I thought I'd be doing, but I'm good at it. I rather enjoy helping people in certain situations and it has allowed me a better understanding of those around me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not being dead

Cooking from scratch is something I've been told I'm good at. I also have a tendency to tell colorful detailed stories due to my job and proclivities.
The first things people usually notice about me
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From what I've been told, my booming voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Most things, I guess. I've never been a huge fan of mainstream rap. I've tried country but I just can't relate to it.

In terms of books, I'm a sucker for a well done autobiography, biography, fantasy, sci-fi, or alternative novel. I also read a lot of books on mythology and folk tales.

Movies: I'll go see more or less any kind of movie. However unless its in its 3rd or so week I'll likely sit next to you silent except for a few tiny quips. I enjoy movie cuddling too.

Shows: HHhmm Peep Show, Archer, Venture Bros, Eastbound and Down, Dexter, Parks and Rec, Community, and a number of others occupy my show watching. I only watch things online or via netflix.

Food: I like sushi quite a bit but I have a borderline addiction to guava flavored foods. I've had someone buy my affection with guava jam before. Its a sickness, I know.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
LEGO, confections, books, fingers, my ever increasing hardcover collection, guava jam, I've run out of things I'm quite a simple man.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Random Music where I'm not sure if I know most of the lyrics or if I'm making them up.

Super Villainy

The line between deviancy and experimentation.

Roko's Basilisk
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going the distance, going for speed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sometimes create a narrative in my head voiced by Morgan Freeman while watching random people. I especially do this while browsing OKCupid profiles. They most often open with: "She had decided she'd turn to the internet to meet someone, the people she'd find there would surely disappoint or fascinate her."
You should message me if
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You think youre hanging with the winners cause you've never seen them lose.