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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 4
Seeing Someone
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a monster. Keep it in mind when looking at the rest of my profile. I can't really summarize myself. " Defining yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth" as Alan Watts said. Or maybe I have no introspection, which would explain my lack of a filter.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work with the mentally unstable. I enjoy time with my friends. I've come to realize many of my friends are unstable in ways that I am comfortable with. We all have our faults and my path up the mountain is making me accept more and more of them each day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking from scratch is something I've been told I'm good at. I also have a tendency to tell colorful detailed stories due to my job and proclivities.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
From what I've been told, my booming voice and magnificent beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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In terms of books, I'm a sucker for a well done autobiography, biography, fantasy, sci-fi, mythology, folklore, etc.

Music; I'm open to anything really.

Movies: I'll go see more or less any kind of movie. However unless its in its 3rd or so week I'll likely sit next to you silent except for a few tiny quips. I enjoy movie cuddling too.

Shows: Peep Show, Archer, Venture Bros, Eastbound and Down, Dexter, Parks and Rec, Community,Snuffbox.

Food: I like sushi quite a bit but I have a borderline addiction to guava flavored foods. Seriously, you can lure me into traps with the stuff, its been done before.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lego, Gushers, power tools, simple tools, my sense of touch, what remains of my mind.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Random Music where I'm not sure if I know most of the lyrics or if I'm making them up.
The line between deviancy and experimentation.
Roko's Basilisk
Whether or not how hard I just cracked my neck has killed me or not.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At work, doing anything from trying to evade being attacked with a steel chair to reading a bedtime story.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sometimes create a narrative in my head voiced by Morgan Freeman while watching random people. I especially do this while browsing OKCupid profiles. They most often open with: "She had decided she'd turn to the internet to meet someone, the people she'd find there would surely disappoint or fascinate her."

I have a fetlife
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You understand that ultimately our experiences are fleeting. In the end to lose as little as time and a face from brief interaction is a trivial loss but could be a colossal benefit.

You understand that any time can be adventure time.

You're a budding super hero looking to make me your side kick/love interest but don't actually have villains dangerous enough to outright kill me.

You would like to play a game of cat and also cat.

You didn't need Google for that reference.