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Godotmorte

28 Corona, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:43pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a monster, at least that's what my ex has been texting me. So yeah there's that so keep it in mind when looking at the rest of my profile. I can't really summarize myself, defining yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth as Alan Watts said. Or maybe I have no introspection, which would explain my lack of a filter.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being Alive

I work with mentally unstable children and adults. Its not the job I thought I'd be doing, but I'm good at it. I rather enjoy helping people in certain situations and it has allowed me a better understanding of those around me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not being dead

Cooking from scratch is something I've been told I'm good at. I also have a tendency to tell colorful detailed stories due to my job and proclivities.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
From what I've been told, my booming voice and magnificent beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
In terms of books, I'm a sucker for a well done autobiography, biography, fantasy, sci-fi, mythology, folklore, etc.

Music; I'm open to anything really.

Movies: I'll go see more or less any kind of movie. However unless its in its 3rd or so week I'll likely sit next to you silent except for a few tiny quips. I enjoy movie cuddling too.

Shows: Peep Show, Archer, Venture Bros, Eastbound and Down, Dexter, Parks and Rec, Community,Snuffbox.

Food: I like sushi quite a bit but I have a borderline addiction to guava flavored foods. Seriously, you can lure me into traps with the stuff, its been done before.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
LEGO,gushers, the blood/brain barrier, hard cover books, guavas, a disturbing amount of luck when it comes to Murphy's Law.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Random Music where I'm not sure if I know most of the lyrics or if I'm making them up.
Super Villainy
The line between deviancy and experimentation.
Roko's Basilisk
Whether or not how hard I just cracked my neck has killed me or not.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At work, doing anything from trying to evade being attacked with a steel chair to reading a bedtime story.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sometimes create a narrative in my head voiced by Morgan Freeman while watching random people. I especially do this while browsing OKCupid profiles. They most often open with: "She had decided she'd turn to the internet to meet someone, the people she'd find there would surely disappoint or fascinate her."
You should message me if
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You think youre hanging with the winners cause you've never seen them lose.

You have music for me to listen to, even if you find me fugly and uninteresting as all get out I adore new music.

You care to discuss comic villainy because they're cooler than the heroes.

You're a superhero and you want me as your awkward budding love interest. It would be nice if you don't have any villains actually dangerous enough to kill me.

You have a lair.

You're a villain and I'm going to be your....I dunno what this would be called? Dr. Girlfriend? Lord knows I don't want to be a minion.