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-PBAndJellyfish-

30 Minneapolis, MN Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I love going to museums, shows and movies. I like working on art projects, and eating somewhere new. I like getting lost in puzzles, and great/silly board and card games.

I'm learning how to cook and I'm generally always up for trying something new. I like dry red wine, Scotch, and Irish whiskey.

I live by myself in a pretty swanky apartment in northern Uptown/Whittier.

Outside of my dayjob I do artwork for bands, draw my friends, and photoshop animal heads onto people I know's facebook photos.

ENFJ personality type if you're into that kind of thing, I like to think it's pretty accurate.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work full time as an Interactive Media Developer / Graphic Designer for a training company in Mendota Heights.

I'd like to travel some more in the future. I like road trips and have friends and family in Arizona, Texas, Pennsylvanian and San Diego who I visit. I really want to visit Bruges after seeing that damn movie :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Coming up with something funny to say after it's too late.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have ridiculously long eyelashes. I have no idea what to do with them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
Palanhiuk, Edward Lee, House of Leaves, John Dies at the End, I knocked up Satan's Daughter.

Movies:
The Shinning and Let the Right One In are two of my absolute favorites. I like Wes Anderson, Christopher Guest, Harry Potter, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Pixar, most movies in general really.

Shows:
Community, MST3K, The Sarah Silverman Program, Hannibal, SNL, Kids in the Hall, that one show about winter coming, American Horror Story (Season 2 is by far the best).

Music:
Agalloch, Front Line Assembly, Ghost, Ulver, VNV Nation, Perturbator. I love seeing bands with amazing stage shows, King Diamond, GWAR, Skinny Puppy, etc.

Food:
Sushi, The Wilde Roast, The Lowry, places I haven't been to yet. I like to cook too, mostly desserts but I'm known at work for my ridiculously spicy chili that I bring to work cook-offs. There isn't too much I wouldn't try at least once.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Music
2) Art
2 and 2/3)... Something
3) Movies
4) Halloween
5) Bad jokes
6) The Internets
6.5) Hugs (d'aw)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I should buy a house, art projects I should be working on, deconstructing what makes good movies good and funny jokes funny, what kind of tattoo I want for my right wrist...

...and puppies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fighting crime!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wave at people's pets in public.
You should message me if
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You're sweet, relaxed, empathetic, and you're looking for someone to share the things that make you happy. You love Halloween and think dogs are friggen awesome. You have a great "guy" impression (Mine just sounds like Patrick Warburton) You want to go to a hidden gem of a restaurant or some hole in the wall art gallery.

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