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-PBAndJellyfish-

30 M Minneapolis, MN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love going to museums and going out to movies. I like working on art projects, eating somewhere new, I enjoy being social and spending time with my friends (also laughing and other obvious pass times.)

I like to get some kind of exercise 4-5 times a week and being healthy is really important to me. I'd love to get better at rock climbing. I really love to cook and I'm always trying something new. I like dry red wine and whiskey but sadly beer has started to cause me headaches (literal headaches, not "I'm SO over beer", I think it's a mild allergy of some kind.)

I live by myself in a pretty swanky apartment in northern Uptown/Whittier. Love my neighborhood, apartment and neighbors but I can't own a dog there, so I spoil my friend's pups when I can.

Outside of work I do artwork for bands, draw my friends, and photoshop animal heads onto people I know's facebook photos.

ENFJ personality type if you're into that kind of thing, I like to think it's pretty accurate.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work full time as a Media Developer for a training company in Mendota Heights. My work life can is very feast or famine, some weeks I get to go home early every day and sometimes I have to work weekends. I like my job but making deadlines constantly can be exhausting.

I'd like to travel some more in the future. I like road trips and have friends and family in Arizona, Texas, Pennsylvanian and San Diego who I visit. I fly to New York every once in a while for work (in 2012 I flew out almost every other month, but haven't been out for a while now) but I'd love to go for some reason other than business. Mostly I want to visit Bruges after seeing that damn movie :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
That thing everybody really wants other people to be good at, you know the thing. I'm awesome at that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have ridiculously long eyelashes. I have no idea what to do with them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Palanhiuk, Edward Lee, House of Leaves, John Dies at the End, I knocked up Satan's Daughter, We3, anything Batman, Usually I've got about 3 books/Graphic Novels waiting to be read.

Movies:
I really like ridiculous horror and some grindhouse, like Basketcase or Deathrace 2000, Wes Anderson, Christopher Guest. The Shinning and Let the Right One In are two of my absolute favorites, Harry Potter, Rats of NIMH, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Pixar, most movies in general really.

Shows:
Community, MST3K, The Sarah Silverman Program, Hannibal, Mythbusters, Arrested Development (I like the chronological fan edit version of season 4 more than the netflix version, I have it on my laptop), Portlandia, Kids in the Hall, Ugly Americans, American Horror Story (Season 2 is by far the best), Spoils of Babylon.

Music:
Agalloch, Front Line Assembly, Ghost, Autopsy, King Diamond, Ulver, Mastodon, Baroness, Skinny Puppy, VNV Nation, Perturbator, Gazpacho, Anathema, Nebelung, Hail Spirit Noir, Nasheim.

Food:
Sushi, The Wilde Roast, The Lowry. I love to cook too. There isn't too much I won't try at least once, Sea urchin, Jellyfish, Blood sausage and tripe are some of the stranger things I've had. Though I've been trying to eat more vegetarian friendly.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music
2. Art
3. Movies
4. Halloween
5. Bad jokes
6. The Internets (tie) Hugs (d'aw)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I should buy a house, art projects I should be working on, deconstructing what makes good movies good and funny jokes funny, how I want to update the tattoo on my left wrist...

...and puppies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fighting crime!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wave at people's pets in public.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're sweet, relaxed, empathetic, and you're looking for someone to share the things that make you happy. You're goofy and random but can appreciate how much a shy smile can really say. You love Halloween and think dogs are friggen awesome. You have a great "guy" impression, I seem to always think these are hilarious. You want to do any of the things in this list below with someone.

Go to the Zoo (Como and Minnesota)
Check out some obscure restaurant hidden in Minneapolis
Go Museum Hopping
See a movie at the Trylon
Catch a play (Walking Shadow Theater Company has 3 coming up this fall)
Learn how to rock climb (or be willing to give me tips)