Hi tech, chaotic neutral, geeky pervert with more brains than sense, more toys than time and more curiosity than patience.

I'm quite aware of how unlikely it is for you to keep reading further than this but thank you for playing.

But hey if you're into rough kinky sex and/or lambda calculus feel free to send me a message or just work out where I live and show up at my doorstep with a spatula and a gimpsuit. I don't freak easily.

Currently I'm working for a small company developing mobile applications. This means that at any given time I'm most likely found hunched over my computer trying to find that weird bug and spending far too little time socializing or just lying on a nice warm beach. Feel free to drag me along to the water at any time. Don't listen to anything I say along the lines of
"Just one moment, I've nearly fixed this"

Forgetting names. Tying knots in ropes. Cuddling. Remembering obscure trivia. Discussing absurd hypothetical situations. Folding my tongue in threes. Quoting movies, books and song lyrics. Scaring computers into working again. Giving deep backrubs.

Why don't you tell me

Books: Anything by Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, William Gibson, Neal Stephenson, Richard Calder, Douglas Coupland, Douglas Adams, Warren Ellis, Alan Moore or Alain de Botton will be appreciated. A lot of Hunter S. Thompson, William S. Burroughs, Jack Kerouac and Charles Bukowski is worth reading too. Otherwise... well... I like short stories, preferably well written, surreal, sci-fi oriented, sexually explicit or all four at once.

Movies: a lot... don't even know where to start... but I'll gladly watch both bad action and good drama. Not too excited by romantic drivel though

Music: Anything with good lyrics. There's usually something in every genré that I like (yes, even country music). Musicians that have been on my top list for a great many years include Nine Inch Nails, Laibach, Weird Al Yancovic, Panthera, Leonard Cohen, NWA, Richard Cheese

I can't think of anything I couldn't do without. Cheese perhaps?

How things (and people) work.

But right now I'm mostly thinking about programming. Scary but true.

Either out clubbing or just at home relaxing.
Lately it's been a lot of time in front of the computer learning new programming languages.

Someone should really start a club where you can drink, dance and code at the same place. That would be awesome.

Is that I really wish I could come up with something clever to put here that would make you really wanna shag me but I don't think this is that thing

You want to ask me something or if you want directions to come over to my place or you've thought of the perfect pick up line that's guaranteed to get me into bed. I'd love to hear it.