Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi tech, chaotic neutral, geeky pervert with more brains than
sense, more toys than time and more curiosity than patience.
I'm quite aware of how unlikely it is for you to keep reading
further than this but thank you for playing.
But hey if you're into rough kinky sex and/or lambda calculus feel
free to send me a message or just work out where I live and show up
at my doorstep with a spatula and a gimpsuit. I don't freak
(also if anyone can explain it I'd love to know why I keep getting
likes from people who say being overweight is a deal breaker when
it clearly says "overweight" in the column to the right over there
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently I'm working for a small company developing mobile
applications. This means that at any given time I'm most likely
found hunched over my computer trying to find that weird bug and
spending far too little time socializing or just lying on a nice
warm beach. Feel free to drag me along to the water at any time.
Don't listen to anything I say along the lines of
"Just one moment, I've nearly fixed this"
Recently I've started (re)learning german on Duolingo
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Forgetting names. Tying knots in ropes. Cuddling. Remembering
obscure trivia. Discussing absurd hypothetical situations. Folding
my tongue in threes. Quoting movies, books and song lyrics. Scaring
computers into working again. Giving deep backrubs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything by Neil Gaiman
, Terry Pratchett
, William Gibson
, Richard Calder
, Douglas Coupland
or Alain de Botton
appreciated. A lot of Hunter S. Thompson
, Jack Kerouac
and Charles Bukowski
reading too. Otherwise... well... I like short stories, preferably
well written, surreal, sci-fi oriented, sexually explicit or all
four at once.
Movies: a lot... don't even know where to start... but I'll gladly
watch both bad action and good drama. Not too excited by romantic
Music: Anything with good lyrics. There's usually something in
every genré that I like (yes, even country music). Musicians that
have been on my top list for a great many years include Nine Inch Nails
, Weird Al
, Leonard Cohen
, Richard Cheese
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can't think of anything I couldn't do without. Cheese perhaps?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How things (and people) work.
But right now I'm mostly thinking about programming. Scary but
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home coding or playing stupid games while casually watching
documentaries on youtube
Someone should really start a club where you can drink, dance and
code at the same place. That would be awesome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that I really wish I could come up with something clever to put
here that would make you really wanna shag me but I don't think
this is that thing
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you feel like it.
If you've got excess body heat and want to donate it to the project
"Heat My Bed"
If you have an unbeatable taxonomic system for keeping your home
If you consider indoor inflatable pool wrestling a perfectly
If you want to strike up any kind of conversation with me
(Seriously. I'm less likely to send the first message than I am to
spontaneously turn into a vase of flowers)
If you also get told by okcupid a lot that you should care more
about others answers to questions.
Who are you looking for?
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