I am liberally inclined, a bit narcissistic, and prone to hilarity.
My Self-Summary
I'm open-minded, fun-loving, and polyamourous. I invented the
electric platypus (-never you mind what Nikola Tesla claims!). I
require stimulating conversation from my partners. I also require
that they be alive.. it kind of goes hand in hand. I am equal parts
party animal and book worm/philosopher.
Some things I LOVE:
Living abroad,
Anthropology in general, etymology
and linguistics,
art,
theatre,
history
and culture,( particularly Teutonic, Russian, and Japanese).
Surrealism in art and literature.
Travel, and the airline industry (As a
former Flight Attendant, I adore flying, and greatly miss doing it
daily!).. I enjoy PROPER footballl (not that crappy American game
they insist on having here!) and
cricket. Also, light fetishism,
seduction, experimentation, pretending to be pompous, and laughing
my ass off.
Some things I LOATHE:
George W. Bush (always at the top of this list), assholes and other
inexcusably rude or unkind people, racism, anti-intellectualism, my
neighbour's chihuahua, port-o-lets, berber carpets,
Hummer-vehicles. (Let's keep the loathe list shorter than the love
list!)
What I’m doing with my life
Immediately: Trying to figure out how to make my profile less
pompous and wordy, but still accurate..
I'm currently stuck in one place, as I have gone back to University
to finish a double major in Anthropology and International Studies.
It's very stifling, because I am used to moving around and
traveling, but I love my classes, and am learning so much every
day!
I’m really good at
Traveling light. Relatively. Joie de vivre (-which unfortunately
includes spending far too much money -but isn't that what it's
for?). Thinking objectively.. at least at the surface level. Being
flippant. Punching rude people in the D*ck. -Sorry -I don't believe
in censorship -"in the Dock!"
-Also: I am good at DOLING OUT THE HARSHNESS! ...- And then being
abject with contrition. :(
The first things people usually notice about me
I am a meticulous dresser.. With a great rack.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I LOVE BOOKS! My favourites are too numerous to list. I love
anything by
Stephen Fry. Other favourites
include Evelyn Waugh, Anais Nin, Harry Mulisch, Oscar Wilde, P.G.
Wodehouse, Alduous Huxley, Nancy Mitford, Edward Rutherfurd, and,
of course, good old Eric Blair!
Films: My top choices are: Battleship Potemkin, V for Vendetta, The
Queen, Bright Young Things, Gone With the Wind.
And let's not forget: Cabaret, The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie,
Cleopatra (With Claudette Colbert, Vivien Liegh, and Liz Taylor,
respectively), Lawrence of Arabia, Titus Andronicus, All About
Eve.
Music? Everything! Moloko, Roisin Murphy, Towa Tei, Steely Dan,
David Bowie, Kate Bush, Noel Coward, The Doors, Grand Master Flash,
Rob Zombie, The Art of Noise, Debussy, Kraftwerk, Tchaikovsky,
Glenn Miller, Information Society, Depeche Mode, Madness, Black
Kids, Ultravox, Billie Holiday, Earth Wind and Fire, Junior Senior,
Gershwin, Gackt, Irving Berlin, Debussy, Cut Copy, Passion Pit..
and SO much more! But my absolute FAVOURITE -EVER_ are THE PET SHOP
BOYS! <3<3<3
And anywhere in the world:
Let's just say WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I ADORE FOOD!
The six things I could never do without
Great art and literature
Great music
Great sex,
Great food,
London,
Jet Airliners.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Anthropological dilemas, social improvement, architecture, Also:
bollocks, your mom, and foxies (both the sexy, silvery, posh ones
found in Pall Mall Clubs, AND the fluffy quadrupedal canids... but
NOT in the same context!).
On a typical Friday night I am
OUT -dancing at the gothy, alternative and independent clubs, OR
staying in with my Alpha Fox, Gerald! ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I got kicked out of an orgy den once for being too wild. True
story! Good times.
You should message me if
When it comes to sex/dating, I go after what I want.. it doesn't
come after me.. But I love talking to people of all ages, providing
they are (at least slightly) intellectually inclined, KIND AND
POLITE (a MUST), hilarious, and enjoy having both deep and silly
conversations. To keep running with the fox metaphor, I often enjoy
the company of not only other Vixens, but also of Silver Foxes, so
mature gentlemen need not count themselves entirely out, and might
find themselves the subject of a Golden Vixen's mating dances or
advances.