I really love to travel--I've spent time in the UK, Spain, Italy,
and Australia, all of which were awesome. I can't wait to do more
travelling as soon as possible. I have an MA in Philosophy, I write
short stories, and I play the guitar (badly) and the banjo
(slightly better than guitar. I enjoy yoga and spend a ridiculous
amount of time swimming.
I love Stephen Fry and *hate* Stephen Harper, which makes me pretty
neutral overall on the subject of the name "Stephen". Wait, no,
Stephen Colbert tips it into the good category. Not to mention
Stephen Hawking! And Stephen Jay Gould! You can't destroy all
Stephens, Harper, what do think of that? Hah! But I digress...
Wait, Stephen Lewis! Awesome! Okay, I'm done.
I also like cats and dogs (especially Scottish Terriers--you may
associate them with George W. Bush, but I'll have you know those
Scotties were on a high level infiltration mission, and I salute
them for their sacrifice). Oh! And turtles! They're kick-ass!
Especially the Mutant Ninja variety. It's possible that I'm sort of
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm working with university students, trying to teach
them how to write. Well, not right now. Well, maybe right now,
depending on when you're reading this. At this general time. I am
also a writer/sometimes performer.
I’m really good at
Learning languages, theatre, yoga, swimming, waking up in the
middle of the night with a story idea I have to get down *right
then*, and baking. Also, poetry.
The first things people usually notice about me
The six things I could never do without
An earth-like atmosphere
Functional internal organs, or appropriate substitutes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to survive the coming zombie apocalypse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Preparing for the coming zombie apocalypse.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I will totally abandon you to save my own ass during the coming