Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The drunk guy when everyone is sober. Then, he sobers up while
everyone else gets drunk and spends the rest of the evening sulking
in the corner, lamenting his low alcohol tolerance.
My mouth is like a zipper. By the time it's open, I realise it's
too late and then it's uncomfortable and embarrassing for everyone
I usually have a lot of (usually bad) things things to say as well;
Those who know me know not to take it seriously; Those who don't
know me...... well they don't even make an effort to afterwards.
Which explains why I can be awkward as hell.
Other than that, I try my best to help people when I can.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Waffling around. Mmmm, waffles.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am really really good at speaking my mind. Well technically not
speaking my mind since my mouth moves faster than my mind, but
speaking my mouth does not sound particularly wise or witty.
I enjoy quarreling for the sake of quarreling. Don't worry, people!
It's all in good fun.
I'm also a pretty decent cook! I can't bake because I suck at
following instructions, but I do like to cook.
Finally, I am really good at the art of making people cringe
through vivid imagery.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My really small eyes. You know the joke about how to blindfold a
chinese man? These eyes are what inspired it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I will read pretty much anything if bored enough. In fact, you
could apply the same thing to movies, music and food. I was once so
bored I read the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Currently reading a book in Mandarin, and it's taking me ages to
complete, as interesting as it is. Not sure if erudite or
masochist, though I'd lean towards the latter.
I generally like movies that make me laugh as opposed to overly
serious movies. So my favourite movies go along the lines of Happy
Gilmore, Hitch and The Longest Yard. Self-professed nerd though, so
hero movies generally get me.
As for shows, I prefer dry humour and detest laugh tracks in
sitcoms(the only thing stopping me from liking Big Bang Theory).
So, think Arrested Development, The Mentalist, 30 Rock, Community,
The League, Blue Mountain State, most Gordon Ramsay shows, etc etc.
No, I don't like being serious in general.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Why 6? This seems incredibly arbitrary. I don't think I could list
6 things because many things I've never actually tried going
without. As for the 6 things I value the most, probably good food,
good company, the internet, intellectual discussion, the occasional
bout of anger and...... good food again, I guess?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nothing. Or, what could have been, and what could still be.
Basically, everything but whatever's on hand.
Daydreaming. Yes, I daydream about daydreaming.
Also, traveling! Sadly, there exists a mean correlation between the
amount of money in my bank account and the number of places I've
been which is proving disheartening. Still, if you do need someone
to backpack with(yes, despite my size I still enjoy a mean trek or
two) I'm totally up for it!
What the world would be like if everyone just cooperated.
Why corporate bigwigs enjoy the status that they do, and why people
will scramble to sit in a cubicle for 8 hours a day(or more).
What people are thinking when they say stupid things on social
Why education is not churning out smarter people, just more unkind
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, chilling. That failing, whatever's entertaining
that I don't have to move too much to get to.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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bwahahahahaha you can't be serious.
You should message me if
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