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26 Lund, Sweden Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:11am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English, Chinese (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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The drunk guy when everyone is sober. Then, he sobers up while everyone else gets drunk and spends the rest of the evening sulking in the corner, lamenting his low alcohol tolerance.

My mouth is like a zipper. By the time it's open, I realise it's too late and then it's uncomfortable and embarrassing for everyone involved.

I usually have a lot of (usually bad) things things to say as well; Those who know me know not to take it seriously; Those who don't know me...... well they don't even make an effort to afterwards. Which explains why I can be awkward as hell.

Other than that, I try my best to help people when I can.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Waffling around. Mmmm, waffles.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am really really good at speaking my mind. Well technically not speaking my mind since my mouth moves faster than my mind, but speaking my mouth does not sound particularly wise or witty.

I enjoy quarreling for the sake of quarreling. Don't worry, people! It's all in good fun.

I'm also a pretty decent cook! I can't bake because I suck at following instructions, but I do like to cook.

Finally, I am really good at the art of making people cringe through vivid imagery.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My really small eyes. You know the joke about how to blindfold a chinese man? These eyes are what inspired it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I will read pretty much anything if bored enough. In fact, you could apply the same thing to movies, music and food. I was once so bored I read the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Currently reading a book in Mandarin, and it's taking me ages to complete, as interesting as it is. Not sure if erudite or masochist, though I'd lean towards the latter.

I generally like movies that make me laugh as opposed to overly serious movies. So my favourite movies go along the lines of Happy Gilmore, Hitch and The Longest Yard. Self-professed nerd though, so hero movies generally get me.

As for shows, I prefer dry humour and detest laugh tracks in sitcoms(the only thing stopping me from liking Big Bang Theory). So, think Arrested Development, The Mentalist, 30 Rock, Community, The League, Blue Mountain State, most Gordon Ramsay shows, etc etc. No, I don't like being serious in general.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Why 6? This seems incredibly arbitrary. I don't think I could list 6 things because many things I've never actually tried going without. As for the 6 things I value the most, probably good food, good company, the internet, intellectual discussion, the occasional bout of anger and...... good food again, I guess?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nothing. Or, what could have been, and what could still be. Basically, everything but whatever's on hand.

Daydreaming. Yes, I daydream about daydreaming.

Also, traveling! Sadly, there exists a mean correlation between the amount of money in my bank account and the number of places I've been which is proving disheartening. Still, if you do need someone to backpack with(yes, despite my size I still enjoy a mean trek or two) I'm totally up for it!

What the world would be like if everyone just cooperated.

Why corporate bigwigs enjoy the status that they do, and why people will scramble to sit in a cubicle for 8 hours a day(or more).

What people are thinking when they say stupid things on social media.

Why education is not churning out smarter people, just more unkind people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, chilling. That failing, whatever's entertaining that I don't have to move too much to get to.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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bwahahahahaha you can't be serious.
You should message me if
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You think we could get along, obviously. Unless you're looking for an argument, in which case just bring it!