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29 M Don Mills, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:37pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm a regular Canadian fellow in many respects, and perhaps in a few others, i'm irregular. I just finished college for radio broadcasting. I spent most of my 20's as a line cook, and playing in a heavy metal band. I am a bit of a homebody, and I love my cat.

I just got out of a relationship, so I'm mostly just looking to make friends. No pressure/expectations for anything more than that. I'm a pretty low key fellow, and it is summer time; so a drink on a patio or other such activities seem like the ideal thing to do. I find women beautiful regardless of shape, height, colour - works of art, the lot of ya. Personality and conversation are pretty important to me, otherwise what are we going to talk about?

Politically... I am for liberty. As long as no one is hurting anyone else, or restricting anyone else's liberty, I'm down with it. Anyone else's sexuality, or choice in diet, or whatever they want, etc is their own choice, and I hope it brings them joy. I'm mostly just a goof and I can't help but making a lot of bad jokes. Some of them are pretty okay, I think I'm getting better.

I don't really care about sports, or pop stars, or celebrity culture. I'll watch a hockey game, but I don't pick a side. They're just going to play and I'll be entertained, that's good enough for me. I haven't had cable in 4 years and it's wonderful.

Basically I'm a weird, witty, little guy, and I don't get out much, but I'd like to. Looking to have good conversations and all that good stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
Looking for work in the radio industry as I mentioned...
Working on a podcast in the meantime, and planning to attempt my hand at stand up one of these nights.

I love fishing and hiking, I only wish I could do the last 2 things more often. I have many plans, however I am slightly disorganized with my method. I need a camping buddy.

I have some hobbies that keep me from wasting all my time on reddit, most of which are artsy fartsy. I also play computer games and try to find time to rock out.
I’m really good at
Artsy stuff: I draw, paint, write, play music, sing, and other things as well!

Apparently I'm mildly amusing sometimes.

I was an apprentice chef at one point in my life, and I still cook a lot. I rarely eat out, or buy anything processed. I love pretty much any kind of Asian cuisine especially.

I don't get cold very much, I suppose that's a skill.

I can make music when I brush my teeth.

Putting the toilet seat down.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know, you'd have to ask people. Eyelashes seem to be the usual suspect however. Or that I'm not very tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: George R.R. Martin, Aldous Huxley, J.R.R. Tolkien, Isaac Asimov, George Orwell, Douglas Adams, Christopher Hitchens, Carl Sagan, Chris Hedges

TV / Propaganda Box: I rarely watch TV. I like Game of Thrones, Cosmos, Star Trek and Vikings. That's about it.

Movies: anything sci fi/fantasy related i'm down. cheesy 80s flicks, horror movies, whatever

I love stand up comedy. George Carlin, Norm Macdonald, Eddie Izzard, Jim Jefferies, Louis CK, Doug Stahope, and so on.

Music: I like all sorts of things.. I have a special place in my heart for heavy metal. Classical, Jazz... No pop unless it's Peter Gabriel.

Food: I like pretty much everything except raisins, brussels sprouts and water chestnuts.
The six things I could never do without
Good music
Good food
My limbs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things I said the day previous that I wish I hadn't, even if they were perfectly reasonable things to say.

Things I have no possible way of changing in the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking for something to do with my Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My brother used to call me Weeberblob when i was a little kid for some reason.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to have a conversation. I'm always down for those. Or I seem like the kind of guy you might fancy.