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31 M Tinley Park, IL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 27–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:31am
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
English, French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am on this site looking for a long term monogamous relationship. In short some one to laugh and share my love of life. I am going to keep these descriptions short but if anything catches your interest please bug me about them.

Also, I am looking to meet people face to face on a date. You would think people would know this but there have been times when people will message me and then bail when asked to meet up. So if you message me don’t be surprised if I ask you out at some point.

I am light hearted and have ditched any notion of shame long ago. My sense of humor is odd and I have little to no filter, in short anything is fair game but I make fun of everything equally. I can be mature when the occasion calls for it, but I'm
easily amused. I laugh at any silly little thing that crosses my

I have a masters’ degree in literature and writing. My focus was American Lit and Pulp Lit. I am a huge Lovecraft Junkie.

I love historical fencing. Italian Long sword and German Rapier/dagger are my favorite.

I enjoy numerous hobbies that got me beaten up in middle school. I love card games, board games, and games that require strategy and dice.

I am a historical reenactor. This stems from my love of history to the extent that I am willing to play dress up in order to educate and entertain the public.

If I were a cartoon, classical Chuck Jones or Tex Avery more are
my style.

I also swear like a sailor... just in case I sound too innocent.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working an administrative job in healthcare while looking for another job, money is an unyielding bitch goddess.

Writing my own Pulp Lit and academic articles about Pulp Lit.

Playing the drums and trying to learn the accordion.

Doing weird stuff around the city like the Chicago Naked Bike Ride. Last year was awesome and I look forward to it again.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being creative in all sorts of mediums, writing is only one of them. Over the past years I have dabbled in woodworking, sculpture, photography and sewing. All of which have spawned some horribly interesting results. I am make a bunch of Cthulhu Mythos props and artifacts out of clay. Pages from the Necronomicon, idols, and strange tentacles in jars. I want my house to look like the library at Miskatonic University. ( Go fighting cephalopods! Ie Ie Cthulhu Fhtagn!)

I love to cook while listening to Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin, a habit I picked up from my father. And yes i sing along.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I stand six foot four but most off all it is my deep voice that carries over a crowd. This ability helped immensely during my career as a substitute teacher.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Some of my favorite authors: Hemmingway, Updike, Frost, Lovecraft, Vonnegut, Hunter S. Thompson, Christopher Moore, Salvatore, Tolkien, William King (boy did OrcSlayer suck!), Poe, Ginsburg, Burroughs, Bukowski, Kerouac, and Douglas Adams.

Max brooks is a god followed by Kirkman.

Oh, and Jonathan Swift’s A Modest Proposal. The original recipe for baby back ribs.

I love good science fiction, mystery, and comedy. I love Mel Brooks, Monty Python, and other forms of sick and twisted humor. I am addicted to anime, I love Cowboy Bebop. There are a few TV shows that I have actually made time to watch. Farscape, Deadwood, Game of Thrones and Rome (and the occasional episode of Sponge Bob). Other then that the TV stays off most of the time. I am a walking fountain of Simpson and Futurama quotes.

Music: Cream, Jimmy Hendrix, King Crimson, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Parliament Funkadelic, David Bowie, Seu Jorge, Gypsy Kings, Bob Dylan, Credence Clearwater Revival, Pink Floyd, Frank Zappa, Queen, The Grateful Dead, Bob Marley, The Innocent Criminals, and Primus. Once again I cold go on. I love classical music and opera is an understatement. Before die I want to see Don Giovanni and I Pagliacci.

I could listen to Billie Holiday every waking moment of my life.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My books. 2. My thoughts. 3. My dog. 4. Something to write on. 5. Lemon Heads. 6. My ever growing hatred for pants!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Here are some random thoughts:

I think that American literature drives most of its strength from the nineteenth century. Ambrose Bierce is like Mark Twain with a kung foo grip.

How people can be so afraid of trying new things in life? Instead of asking yourself "Why?" when confronted with something different ask "Why not?" and let go of any nervousness and embrace being bold.

In some perverse historical way of thinking I have the chance of witnessing the fall of western civilization, I was not around for Rome. If you cannot have utopia then you have to settle for what humanity gives to you. If I cannot live in a utopia then I will have to settle living in the wasteland, living for the next tank of gas with my androgynous man lover chained to my bike, killing with my wrist crossbow, and serving the the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!

What would Deadpool do?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Visiting friends for game night or occasionally seeing a live show. Tracking down late night bookstores or evening bike rides. I like low key bars because having to shout while taking sucks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate pants. very very VERY much. its a comfort thing.

Despite having a masters in lit/writing I am not a grammar Nazi. I have three style guides and a number of dictionaries near by while working. Mistakes happen, fuck being perfect.

If Freddy Mercury and David Bowie had a child it would be soooooo beautiful if you gazed upon it your head would explode but not before saying "ITS BEAUTIFUL!" like in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
You should message me if
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Life is short and I do my best to make every day fun. If you want to join in let me know!