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28 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:40pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English, French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I don't know if I'm cut out for OkCupid because everyone here seems to be living every day like it was their last, and that's not the case for me. Just based on where I'm at, if my last thought was "I don't remember why I just came into the kitchen in the first place," I wouldn't be surprised.

And then, blammo, cardiac arrest. And the last thing I think as I look up at the kitchen ceiling is "Why didn't I blow every dandelion puff I crossed paths with? So much spontaneous dancing that I just passed on! I would've gotten more OkCupid dates for being such a whimsical dude," but then my heart explodes in my chest and the real last thing I think is "right, I went to the kitchen for that choco taco," etc.

So you're not going to find pictures of me on a snow-board and I don't have pictures up from my times overseas because I was doing weird things with my hair then and sometimes the past is best left as just that.

But I am my favorite person, and I assure you I hold myself to rigorous standards.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
So very much. By day I'm a mild-mannered administrative etc. for a place that sells commodities. By night I do standup comedy, and I'm pretty gosh-darn good at it. It's what I want to do for my regular bread, but for now I answer phones and manage the break room for so I can afford books and noodles.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Totally rocking your world with this answer right now.

Odd details and rigorous wording. Singing super loud in the car. Not caring that the windows are rolled down maybe 75% of the time.

Cooking, weird conversation, distractions, crosswords, logic, befuddlement, seeking the treasure, collecting and disseminating tiny plastic dinosaurs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes are up here.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I own a tv.

Recently, in music: Roxy Music, Television, Deerhunter, Grimes, Tame Impala, Death Grips, Frank Ocean, Kendrick Lamar, Pulp, Jonelle Monae, Man Man, Joanna Newsom, Suicide, MF DOOM, Grizzly Bear. Right now, as you're reading this, I'm somewhere straight blasting Drake and I don't care who knows.
I really like finding out the sources of samples. So if you know about a thing that used to be one thing but then got used in another thing, I'd love to hear about that.

And books: Roberto Bolano, Zadie Smith, Kurt Vonnegut, Jennifer Egan, J.G. Ballard, Vladimir Nabokov, David Foster Wallace, Gertrude Stein, Murakami, McCarthy, Steinbeck, and so on. I just finished Pale Fire and am in the middle of The Stand, a dichotomy that sums me up pretty well.

Now podcasts: Serial, Comedy Bang Bang, Radiolab, How Was Your Week, Nightvale, the Todd Glass Show, Harmontown, 99% Invisible

food, too: I love food and I eat it every day. Pho over everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Creamsicle soda
Noodle Soup
Dad Humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I try not to think about thinking because it gives my head a tummyache.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Talking into a microphone in front of people, then drinking cheapbeers with friends and wallowing/reveling/Dancing until I forget.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm naked under my clothes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're Teri Garr.

Or if you wanna just skip to the "making pizzas in our sweatpants" phase of things.