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GoodOleJon

28 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I don't know if I'm cut out for OkCupid because everyone here seems to be living every day like it was their last, and that's not the case for me. Just based on where I'm at, if my last thought was "I don't remember why I just came into the kitchen in the first place," I wouldn't be surprised.

And then, blammo, cardiac arrest. And the last thing I think as I look up at the kitchen ceiling is "Why didn't I blow every dandelion puff I crossed paths with? So much spontaneous dancing that I just passed on! I would've gotten more OkCupid dates for being such a whimsical dude," but then my heart explodes in my chest and the real last thing I think is "right, I went to the kitchen for that choco taco," etc.

So you're not going to find pictures of me on a snow-board and I don't have pictures up from my times overseas because I was doing weird things with my hair then and sometimes the past is best left as just that.

But I am my favorite person, and I assure you I hold myself to rigorous standards.

Rigorous.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
So very much. By day I'm a mild-mannered administrative etc. for a place that sells commodities. By night I do standup comedy, and I'm pretty gosh-darn good at it. It's what I want to do for my regular bread, but for now I answer phones and manage the break room for so I can afford books and noodles.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Totally rocking your world with this answer right now.

Odd details and rigorous wording. Singing super loud in the car. Not caring that the windows are rolled down maybe 75% of the time.

Cooking, weird conversation, distractions, crosswords, logic, befuddlement, seeking the treasure, collecting and disseminating tiny plastic dinosaurs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes are up here.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I own a tv.

Recently, in music: Roxy Music, Television, Deerhunter, Grimes, Tame Impala, Death Grips, Frank Ocean, Kendrick Lamar, Pulp, Jonelle Monae, Man Man, Joanna Newsom, Suicide, MF DOOM, Grizzly Bear. Right now, as you're reading this, I'm somewhere straight blasting Drake and I don't care who knows.
I really like finding out the sources of samples. So if you know about a thing that used to be one thing but then got used in another thing, I'd love to hear about that.

And books: Roberto Bolano, Zadie Smith, Kurt Vonnegut, Jennifer Egan, J.G. Ballard, Vladimir Nabokov, David Foster Wallace, Gertrude Stein, Murakami, McCarthy, Steinbeck, and so on. I just finished Pale Fire and am in the middle of The Stand, a dichotomy that sums me up pretty well.

food, too: I love food and I eat it every day. Pho over everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lists
Listicles
Creamsicles
Creamsicle soda
Noodle Soup
Dad Humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I try not to think about thinking because it gives my head a tummyache.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Talking into a microphone in front of people, then drinking cheapbeers with friends and wallowing/reveling/Dancing until I forget.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm naked under my clothes.
You should message me if
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You're Teri Garr.

Or if you're right now overthinking the right thing to say in an actual message. I'm probably doing the same thing right now. The worst case is I don't respond, right?

I mean the real worst case is we go out and turn into the worst thing to happen to one another, but then the worst thing to happen to me so far has been The Butterfly Effect starring Ashton Kutcher, so it's not like the waves you'd be making are catastrophic.