What Critics have to say
"A perfect gentleman!" - USA Today 4 STARS!!!
"A lot of Awesome on the Outside: A little Nerdy on the Inside. Perfect Combo" - NY Times
"A Date with Brandon is comparable to your first Pop Rocks Experience. Simply Unforgettable!" - Playgirl Magazine

Plot:
Great Guy seeks Girl of his dreams, but has difficulty finding the right one.

Summary of what to expect:
Courteous Gentleman with a flare for all things Punk Rock who's life doesn't revolve around getting laid as much as finding a girl to attend shows with and to have general awesome fun together.

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But in all seriousness I am just a guy making his way in this crazy world trying to find the ever elusive concept of love... I go to school and work full time, so freetime is not really a word in my vocabulary... but when I do have days off I would love to find someone to spend them with, curled up on the couch watching terrible movies, or just laying in bed, talking about life.

fun facts:

I am an atheist and have been since I was young.

I have 4 large tattoo's on my arms and I will have more in the near future

I spend what little free time I have usually watching netflix, getting tattooed, or spending time with my friends or family

I love animals (except snakes, I have nothing against them, they just scare the sh*tout of me)

I like to collect things ( Mainly autographed band merch, and things with skulls)

I am Japanese, German, Welsh, and English

I stick my neck out for people way more often than I should and I wear my heart on my sleeve.

Work.
School.
Setting Goals and Achieving them.

Finding Awesome Music & Movies

Being Utterly Fantastic at all Hours

I'm a happy, humorous guy, and my tattoo's.

Authors
H.P. Lovecraft
Hunter S. Thompson
My favorite books are:
Easter Rising by Michael Patrick MacDonald.
World War Z
Killing your self to Live
Dantes inferno
Bram Strokers Dracula
1984
Athem
Animal Farm
Blood Meridian

Movies
Nightmare Before Christmas
Horror
Comedies
Documentaries
Campy Action Movies with Bad Lines
Stop Motion
Basically anything from History Channel Box Sets to House of 1000 Corpses

TV Shows
How I met your Mother
Invader Zim
Ghost Adventures
Adventure Time
Tales from the Crypt
The I.T. Crowd
Dr. Who
Torch Wood
Spaced
The Mighty Boosh
Mystery Science Theater 3000

Music
Punk Rock
Ska
Jazz
Rockabilly
Psycho-billy
Metal

1) Sense of Humor
2) My Grandmother
3) Denim Jackets
4) Music
5) Horror movies
6) Friends and Family

How astronomically small we are in the universe.

Sometimes I am home with my 2 roomates playing video games and hanging out, or maybe I am at out at a bar, or perhaps I am at my parents house having dinner with them, or maybe I am fighting vampire cowboys in space, the possibilities are endless.

I want to ride a T-Rex into space while eating a cheeseburger.

You want to
You like what you read
You like me
We have things in common like wanting to ride a T-Rex into space while eating cheeseburgers because that's an awesome first date idea.