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  • Ages 23–33
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My details

Last online
Aug 28
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
My self-summary
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Generally, I feel compelled towards altruism and I take joy out of making others happy. I value friendships that become kindred and timeless. I am not easily moved to anger. I am not shy, but I am frequently pensive and introverted.

Also, I like being infatuated with people. It's unusual for me to not be hung-up on someone at any given time. I find it sustaining.
What I’m doing with my life
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By day, I'm a chef. I very much love food, cooking and the adventure that is the culinary world. Most of all I like the idea of cooking for people - and by people, I mean people I know. For a living I cook for people I don't know - or worse, I cook for people I don't like (notable examples: Steven Harper, Paris Hilton)

By night, I look forward mostly to seeing one or many of the ever expanding group of amazing people that I call friends. They congregate mostly around alcohol fueled dance parties, which I consider to be some of the most fun that can be had.

I somewhat recently graduated from UofT with a B.A. in Cognitive Science, which sounds impressive I know, but it's really just your average arts degree. So it's useless is what I'm saying, mostly. In fact, I have my degree hanging from one tack on the wall in my washroom. I suspect that given enough showers that it will probably begin to decompose.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, I suppose. I mean, I`ve spent most of my adult life as a professional chef. So I guess there`s that.

I can also make an astoundingly broad range of sounds using a polyphonic synthesizer and some pedals.

I'm also particularly good at making people feel comfortable.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I come from the same species as them, I would guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like ... lots of stuff:

Books: Fortress of Solitude by Jonathan Lethem, The Magus by John Fowles, The Stranger by Camus, Philosophical Investigations by Wittgenstein, Damien by Hesse, America by Jon Stewart, Le Guide culinaire by Escoffier

Movies: Pulp Fiction, Full Metal Jacket, The Usual Suspects, Dr Strangelove, Terminator 2, Die Hard, Amelie, Snatch, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, RocknRolla, The Big Lebowski, Jesus Camp, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Office Space, Pi,

Shows: The Daily Show, The Colbert Report... Archer, Deadwood, Top Chef... and of course recently Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad. Also, House of Cards.

Music: I like so much music that it's hard to really put it down in words. I love funk, soul and disco. I help DJ a 90s hip hop and r&b night, which I find interesting because it's all the music that I absolutely hated in highschool, and now love because it makes a great dance party. Do Make Say Think is my favourite band, and has been for as long as I can remember. Other notable artists I love: Joanna Newsom, Wilco, Frank Sinatra, Elvis, Marvin Gaye, Sam & Dave, Jolie Holland, CCR, Stevie Wonder, Jonsi, Neutral Milk Hotel, Radiohead, Sufjan Stevens, Wolf Parade, The Beatles, The Microphones, Mirah, Hall & Oates, Supertramp, Queen, Michael Jackson, The National, The Tallest Man on Earth, We are Scientists, Bocce, Woodhands, Yo La Tengo, Fleet Foxes, Kevin Quain, Mogwai, Modest Mouse, Silver Mt. Zion, CSNY, The Band, America,

Food: Well, I like french food. Especially food that is overwhelmingly french... . Also, I like ethiopian, indian, japanese..

If you like any number of these things, then there's a really good chance I'll like you as a person. Just sayin'
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) The Internet (I realize this is a standard answer, but I get an intense and overwhelming sense of panic when my internet connection goes down for any reason)
2) My Roland Juno 60 Synthesizer
3) Music
4) My friends
5) Conveniently located dance parties
6) Contraception
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics, especially American politics (there is something about the theater that is american politics... it's like watching a train wreck... you just can't look away.)

Star trek. I really, unapologetically, love star trek and think about it frequently. The amount of interpersonal relationship advice that I have consumed from star trek is astonishing. I will often ask myself - 'what would jean-luc do...' when in harrowing circumstances. I am mostly serious about this. Furthermore, i once I tried to run a professional kitchen as if it were the bridge of a starship. I am still mostly serious about this - I referred to my sous chef as 'number 1'.

Dragnet NSA spying programs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Difficult to say. Usually alcohol is involved, and if alcohol is involved dancing is most likely.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My very first crush was on Penny from Inspector Gadget when I was 8
You should message me if
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If you're smart. Honestly, the thing I find most attractive in the women I date is intelligence. This isn't some kind of lip-service, I find wit and intelligence to be incredibly sexy.

If you know what a Roland Juno 60 synthesizer is, I will probably want to date you. Probably.

Star Trek