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GoodsontheRocks

38 / M / straight / Single

Livonia, Michigan

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 2" (1.87m).
Body Type
—
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
—
Sign
Libra but it doesn’t matter
Education
—
Job
Other
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Kids
Has 1 child
Pets
Owns dogs
Languages
English (Fluently), Yiddish (Poorly)

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I am amused, relaxed, and losing hair.

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My Self-Summary

I was born a poor black child...

These tests on here are addicting. Apparently I'm a Gentleman, the Marrying Type and a Sex God or something to that effect. Go figure. The tailor I go to thinks I'm a pretty good guy but his accent is so thick he could be calling me names. At least he's smiling and shaking my hand. My friend Tracy is convinced a single dad like myself shouldn't settle for just anyone, bless her heart. Gotta love a friend like that. But I'm here really only to find more people that make me laugh. Romance is overrated, just ask Maury. A good judge of character and an eternal optimist who's learned not to waste time on things that just aren't right. That dry sense of humor that isn't appreciated nearly enough by people I've just met. Keep reading---

What I’m doing with my life

Raising my daughter, teaching her that guys are letcherous soul sucking heathens. Watching stock charts go up and down while I try to legally bankrupt those fine hard working people who trust Wall Street brokers. Did I spell letcherous right?

I’m really good at

-Copying my friend Simon's recipes and passing them off as my own to impress women. It's ok because he's Canadian, it doesn't count. -I'm trained to tell when people are lying and I can read your palm, but I charge. False prophets have mortgages. -My daughter's a great person so I guess I'm pretty good at that. -Stuff I can't tell you here. I'm a gentleman, computer said.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: Mastering the Trade Gerry Spence, Thich Nhat Hahn (Buddhist extrordinaire) Movies: American Beauty, Dogma, Naplolean Dynamite Goodfellas, Big Fish, Music: Toad the Wet Sprocket, Elvis Costello, Justin Timberlake (ok, that's a total lie), 80s time warp on 89x, 93.9, 107.1 Foods: Velveeta Shells and Cheese- that's good eatin

The six things I could never do without

People watching-- Cedar Point-- Vacation-- A sense of humor --My ability to count to six

I spend a lot of time thinking about

My actions and how they'll shape my daughter's life in the future, the stock market, my next vacation, life in general, why people like Nascar. No really, why?

On a typical Friday night I am

Jetting off to exotic locations to drink chivas with rock stars. Or hanging out at home, whichever.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'd love to meet the one woman I want to spend more than an hour with. I'm really sick of dating. Believe it or not, not all guys are into one night stands.

You should message me if

You're not clinically depressed. Honestly, if you've gotten this far down the profile, send me a message. Have some fun in life already.

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