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GoonLaFamilia

33 M Swampscott, MA

My Details

Last Online
Mar 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My goonosity and my worktitude are unprecedented. I am enthralled by the unordinary, hence my interests in brutally straightforward yet esoteric (sub)cultures such as punk rock, black metal, gangsta rap(especially chopped & screwed), sneaker collecting, and beer. I like to have a good time and entertain, but I have little use for the concept of "decorum" or any rules designed and/or imposed by outside entities instead of reached through mutual agreement. Ignorance is bliss, or atleast acting ignorant is, you know? I find philosophy irresistably interesting, especially non-spiritual ones such as nihilism, anarchism, existentialism, etc. I'm prone to overuse ellipses when writing and have had to delete a ton of them from this...

I'm damn near impossible to understand at times due to my high rate of speech and use of filthy amounts of slang that can make even the most straightforward comment seem cryptic, yaddaddaimean? I like to get hyphy and thizz out...

I'm nearly constantly searching/browsing/shopping for SOMETHING whether it be books, records, beer, or some fresh sneakers and shirts/fitteds. I dont think there's anything more satisfying than doing downtown and doing some work on the music tip to get some inspiration going, and then hitting up the boutiques to grip a fresh outfit and kicks before finishing off with some heady beers at a dank bar. Oh yeah, and smoking a blunt in any free time that comes up.

I'm a dude who wants to get cd decks so he can chop and screw dub reggae, and do mashups of black metal and old school 3-6 mafia. One can frequently hear playlists at my house that go from the Clipse to Sargeist to Hank Williams. According to my best friend's girlfriend I came out of the womb "wearing a black flag t shirt, headphones, nikes and a smirk of smugness"

MOST IMPORTANT THING
The 10 best albums ever are
The Cure - Pornography
Lucero - Tennessee
Replacements - Sorry Ma, Forgot to take out the trash
Uncle Tupelo - No Depression
Blood For Blood - Spit My Last Breath
Discharge - Why
Repulsion - Horrified
Outkast - Southenrplayalisticadillacmuzik
Bad Brains - ROIR cassette (Self titled)
Mighty Mighty Bosstones - Devil's Night Out

I am Misanthropic, Sardonic, and Honorable
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Holding out until I can renegotiate my social contract.

Starting a band called Injectable Cancer, but I can't decide if it's gonna be a grind band with joke songs (if that's not redundant) or a drone band with joke songs (Which at least might have a kernel of originality. Slow bands are always so fucking serious). Influences include Black Flag, GG Allin, Rancid Vat, Ric Flair, Osama Bin Laden, and just general assholery and being a shitheel.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being honest. Being an asshole. Being Funny. Generally just being provocative. Rolling blunts. Monstering cats in Tony Hawk American Wasteland. Rolling spliffs (my straight joints suck lol). Having large amounts of knowledge about random shit like mid-90s crustpunk records, Texas hiphop, expensive beer, criminal culture, history, conspiracies, etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm frequently heard before I'm seen.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A - The Stranger, Illuminatus Trilogy, Bukowski, Apocalypse Culture, Snitch Culture, No Gods No Masters, Leviathan, The Will to Power by Neitzsche, Being and Nothingness by Sartre, Return Of The Last Gang In Town, Against Happiness, God Is Not Great, Nausea, Dostoevsky, punk rock books, metal books, weed books, books about baseball, DAVID ICKE!

B - SHOTTAS, Clerks (this is about my life), Killa Season, Scarface, State Property, Rockers, Reservoir Dogs, The Harder They Come, Fight Club, Mad Mad trilogy, Just For Kicks, Labyrinth

C - Burzum, Motorhead, Mac Dre, Keak Da Sneak, Z-Ro, Darkthrone, DJ Screw, Napalm Death, Waylon Jennings, Black Sabbath, Three Six Mafia, Geto Boys, Leviathan, Xasthur, New York Dolls, The Clash, DRI, Discharge, Venom, Celtic Frost, The Clipse, Lil Wayne, Willie Nelson, Girl Talk, Behemoth, Crebain, Panzerbastard, Cathedral, Fat Pat, Screwed Up Click, Swishahouse, Beltway 8, Toxic Holocaust, Destruction, Kreator, Municipal Waste, Big Moe, Exploding Hearts, Axegrinder, Sleep, Pinkerton Thugs, Ducky Boys, Parliament, Diplomats, Street Military, NWA, 2 Live Crew, Jacka, Husalah, Hirudinea, Stooges, Butthole Surfers, MC5, Tum Tum / DSR, Ghostface Killah, Sly & Robbie, Scientist, Lee Perry, Augustus Pablo, Johnny Cash, Bob Marley, Sublime, Voivod, The Who, The Cure, Lucero, Joy Division, Mobb Deep, South Circle, Funkadelic, Pogues, Swingin Utters, Those Unknown, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Blood For Blood, Tim Barry, Avail, Hank 3, Operation Ivy, Replacements, etc

D - Buffalo Chicken, Dark Chocolate, craft beer
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cd Player
Cassette Deck
Turntable
My music collection
books
pot
beer

(yes its seven, but I've already established that I don't like rules)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music, life, girls, my subconscious thoughts, style, philosophy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Goonin it up, doin work, intoxicated.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Dude, somehow through my friends persuasion, I'm on a site called "ok cupid", I dont think I have anything more embarassing than that.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to. If I message you first. If I seem interesting.