I try not to come off completely weird at first but most of the
time that's an impossible feat. I describe myself as half frilly,
pretty unicorn and half sassy, wise octopus. Like half Louis CK and
Rainbow Brite. I am obnoxiously girly with the sense of humor of a
14 year old boy. I found who I was a long time ago and I have no
problem with it. I love myself, flaws included. I am a big girl and
I am fully aware and fully accepting of that. If that's not for
you, that's fine. We all have our preferences. I understand it
takes a very confident man! ;) I love overly bright colors, things
that smell good, and being in a good mood. I will warn you that I
am sarcastic and sass-mouthed 90% of the time. My sense of humor is
pretty dry and few know how to take that. I am a very level-headed,
logical thinking girl that takes a lot to offend. I turn into a
bowl of mush around any kind of furry critter.
What I’m doing with my life
I work retail in management and sell higher end cosmetics,
skincare,and fragrance. I really enjoy it for the most part. I also
do freelance makeup for films, photoshoots, weddings..etc.
I’m really good at
Make-up! It may seem silly but it's a huge passion for me. It's
more than just slapping color on someone's face. I really enjoy
helping women feel beautiful.
Massage- Just because I went to school for it but, I hate doing
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually people comment on my makeup, my piercings, or some weird
piece of gaudy jewelry I have on. The best quality that I learned
from my dad is not caring what people think about me marching to
the beat of my own drum. Personality wise I am very introverted but
when it comes to physical appearance I come off very extroverted.
Don't get me wrong, I dont always look like a cartoon character,
most of the time I am pretty toned down in jeans and t shirt. I
just really enjoy dressing up. Goes back to the being "obnoxiously
girly" part! :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I dont know that I would ever have the patience/attention span to answer this.
I do love TV shows though! The Office, Arrested Development,it's always sunny in Philadelphia,Community, Scrubs, Greys Anatomy, Scandal, Louie, Doctor Who, Private Practice, Orange is the New Black,New Girl, The Mindy Project My Mad Fat Diary. How to Get Away With Murder, Transparent I am always trying to find a new show to love.
If you tell me that The Office wasn't funny after Michael Scott left...I will probably hulk out!
The six things I could never do without
My phone. Yes, I am that obnoxious person who cant live without it.
I am going on a cruise in Feb and I am having to come to terms that
I wont be able to use it for 5 days!!!!
My best friend. No really...She keeps me sane!! And she gets me and
never judges. She also told me about putting sour cream on
lasagna!! Changed my life!
My weimaraners. Even though they can be big ol' a-holes
My Beauty product collection! It's out of control but it comes with
Hulu in the fall!!
Tea! I havent had soda in almost 5 years! I am so glad that tea is
a thing or Id be mental!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why guys take such horrible selfies.
Chubby Chris Pratt being my husband.
How bad I need to do laundry.
If I go to sleep now...Ill get ___ hours of sleep.
Getting guys into good skincare regimens and not wearing the same
cologne as they did in high school! (Please throw out your Curve
and Tommy Boy)
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably having dance parties with my nephew or a beer at a local
bar with my best friend. I am pretty low key! Forcing people to
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I know all the words to the Frozen soundtrack. Only because my
nephew used to love it.
I know all the words to Anaconda by Nicki Minaj. Only because my
little brother thinks it's the worst song ever written.
You should message me if
You know the lyrics to "Dayman!" You lay in the bed with pizza.
You're weird, smart, professional, unattractively nerdy, charmingly
creepy, polite, and non judgmental.
Also if you can snapchat me a picture of a potato or a drawing of a
potato. Snapchat is gooooleslie.