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Gorbachev18

27 M Pompano Beach, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a complicated creature. I'm ambitious but lazy, shy but boisterous, and constantly concerned with consequences while exercising complete recklessness. My life is a paradox, but in the end I am totally awesome. I have a Bachelor's in Economics and a Master's in International Business. My body is a sexy train wreck. Essentially, I'm the type of guy that you can bring home to Mom, then leave and go do something immoral and/or illegal without feeling bad or duplicitous.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work 50-60 hours per week in business development for an enterprise service provider. It's pretty sweet. When I'm not racing along with the rest of the rats, I like to chill with my few friends still hanging around South Florida and/or consume media. Or whatever. I'm flexible as long as I'm not bored.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking, criticizing, empathizing, navigation, Jeopardy, my job, writing, reasoning, and sarcasm. Lots of other stuff too.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My mind, body, and personality are all larger than the average human's.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Leaving out a ton and in no particular order:

Top Movies: Almost Famous, The Royal Tenenbaums, Anchorman, The Empire Strikes Back, The Shawshank Redemption, Superbad

Top TV Shows: The Wire, The Sopranos, Louie, Breaking Bad, The Shield, Mad Men

Top Albums: Abbey Road - The Beatles, Whatever People Say I Am That's What I'm Not - The Arctic Monkeys, In Rainbows - Radiohead, Is This It - The Strokes, So Long and Thanks For All the Shoes - NoFX, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars - David Bowie

Top Books: From Beirut to Jerusalem, Thinking Fast and Slow, Animal Farm, Diplomacy, America (The Book), Liar's Poker, 1493, After Tamerlane

Food: I'm really picky but I love Italian, Thai, Peruvian, and greasy American crap
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, great TV shows, Rainbow flip flops, human contact, sarcasm, the Washington Redskins
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. Seriously, my mind goes 1000 MPH all the time. Luckily for those around me I have a pretty robust inner monologue.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chillin'
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got dozens of these, if not more. This is the internet, though. I wouldn't be admitting anything, I'd be advertising it. Meet me in person or by private message and I'm an open book.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think you're on my wavelength