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Gorbachev18

28 Pompano Beach, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Status
Single
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a complicated creature. Ambitious but lazy, introverted yet boisterous, mindful with a reckless streak
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Bringing the noise and other general funkitude. Also work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking, criticizing, empathizing, navigation, Jeopardy, my job, writing, reasoning, and sarcasm. Lots of other stuff too.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My unflagging sense of bewildered amusement
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV: The Wire, The Sopranos, Louie, Breaking Bad, The Shield, Mad Men, The Americans, Game of Thrones, Jeopardy, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Mr. Robot

Movies: Almost Famous, Royal Tenenbaums, Anchorman, Empire Strikes Back, Shawshank Redemption, Superbad, Ex Machina

Bands: Beatles, Arctic Monkeys, Radiohead, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, early Green Day, Modest Mouse, Tool, Biggie, lots more, currently jamming on Belle and Sebastian/Neutral Milk Hotel kind of vibe

Books: From Beirut to Jerusalem, Thinking Fast and Slow, Animal Farm, Diplomacy, America (The Book), The Prize, The Power Broker

Food: Italian, Thai, Peruvian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, ambition, great TV, human contact, sarcasm, oxygen/other vital substances
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. My inner monologue does not stop. Also international affairs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting my chill on
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
As a young child I was deathly afraid of pinecones
You should message me if
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You think you're on my wavelength