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Gorbachev18

28 Pompano Beach, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:15pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a complicated creature. I'm ambitious but lazy, shy but boisterous, and constantly concerned with consequences while exercising complete recklessness. My life is a paradox, but in the end I am totally awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Bringing the noise and other general funkitude. Also work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking, criticizing, empathizing, navigation, Jeopardy, my job, writing, reasoning, and sarcasm. Lots of other stuff too.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My unflagging sense of bewildered amusement
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV: The Wire, The Sopranos, Louie, Breaking Bad, The Shield, Mad Men, The Americans, Game of Thrones, Jeopardy, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Movies: Almost Famous, Royal Tenenbaums, Anchorman, Empire Strikes Back, Shawshank Redemption, Superbad, Ex Machina

Bands: Beatles, Arctic Monkeys, Radiohead, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, early Green Day, Modest Mouse, Tool, Biggie

Books: From Beirut to Jerusalem, Thinking Fast and Slow, Animal Farm, Diplomacy, America (The Book), The Prize, My Promised Land

Food: Italian, Thai, Peruvian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, ambition, great TV, human contact, sarcasm, oxygen/other vital substances
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. My inner monologue does not stop. Also international affairs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting my chill on
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
As a young child I was deathly afraid of pinecones
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think you're on my wavelength