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GordonBombay

22 / M / straight / Single

Whitestone, New York

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Used up
Looking For
Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Leo and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Pets
Owns cats
Languages
English

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I am deep, poetic, and pathetic.

My Self-Summary

I'm like a simile wrapped around the wings of a drowning phoenix.

If I were you, I'd just check out one of those hotties in the lower right side of the page, those guys are 10's -that one is even more old-fashioned than me.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm going to school right now. I took two years off so I'm still taking pre-reqs, but I'm gonna have to come up with a major soon. In the meantime I'm a DJ... on college radio.

When not at school there's a menial, dead end job I have. When not at school or work, I'm probably smoking with your grandpa. When I'm not smoking with your grandpa, you can find me coming up with playlists.

I’m really good at

The LA Times crossword puzzle, meaning I can't get past the Tuesday NYT.

The first things people usually notice about me

"You have a West-Coast mentality, hardened by New York cynicism."

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Movies: Escape From New York, Casablanca, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, High Plains Drifter, Dr. Strangelove, Cool Hand Luke, and Wizard People, Dear Readers

Music: Michael McDonald & The Doobie Brothers, MC Chris, Biggie, Ted Leo & The Pharmacists, The Band, Wu Tang, and TV on the Radio

First Concert: Spice Girls
Last Concert: Eagles of Death Metal

Television: You should be glad you live in a world with [adult swim], The Daily Show, and It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

The six things I could never do without

My six dicks.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

I wish I wasn't such a watered-down version of myself so often. -Oh, you said you didn't like writing about yourself? Try it.

You should message me if

you understand that:

-98% of the time, checking "New Friends" is just a bullshit way to separate one's self from the stigmas surrounding online dating.

-It is important, while driving towards the future, to have an eye on the past, but not be held back by it.

-There's the person you think you are.
The persons others think you are.
And the person you are --which doesn't matter on Earth.

-No one really wants to read your poetry on here.
"But my poetry is a representation of who I am!"
"Yeah, but the only place you can get published is OkCupid."

-Given the high ratio of guys to girls on this site, it is better for you to first message me.