I am deep, poetic, and pathetic.
My Self-Summary
I'm like a simile wrapped around the wings of a drowning
phoenix.
If I were you, I'd just check out one of those hotties in the lower
right side of the page, those guys are 10's -that one is even more
old-fashioned than me.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm going to school right now. I took two years off so I'm still
taking pre-reqs, but I'm gonna have to come up with a major soon.
In the meantime I'm a DJ... on college radio.
When not at school there's a menial, dead end job I have. When not
at school or work, I'm probably smoking with your grandpa. When I'm
not smoking with your grandpa, you can find me coming up with
playlists.
I’m really good at
The LA Times crossword puzzle, meaning I can't get past the Tuesday
NYT.
The first things people usually notice about me
"You have a West-Coast mentality, hardened by New York cynicism."
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Movies: Escape From New York, Casablanca, Who's Afraid of Virginia
Woolf?, High Plains Drifter, Dr. Strangelove, Cool Hand Luke, and
Wizard People, Dear Readers
Music: Michael McDonald & The Doobie Brothers, MC Chris,
Biggie, Ted Leo & The Pharmacists, The Band, Wu Tang, and TV on
the Radio
First Concert: Spice Girls
Last Concert: Eagles of Death Metal
Television: You should be glad you live in a world with [adult
swim], The Daily Show, and It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
The six things I could never do without
My six dicks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I wish I wasn't such a watered-down version of myself so often.
-Oh, you said you didn't like writing about yourself? Try it.
You should message me if
you understand that:
-98% of the time, checking "New Friends" is just a bullshit way to
separate one's self from the stigmas surrounding online
dating.
-It is important, while driving towards the future, to have an eye
on the past, but not be held back by it.
-There's the person you think you are.
The persons others think you are.
And the person you are --which doesn't matter on Earth.
-No one really wants to read your poetry on here.
"But my poetry is a representation of who I am!"
"Yeah, but the only place you can get published is OkCupid."
-Given the high ratio of guys to girls on this site, it is better
for you to first message me.