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24 Olathe, KS Man


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  • Ages 18–30
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Last Online
Today – 4:09am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Working on space camp
Less than $20,000
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Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Pretty laid-back for the most part. I joke about pretty much everything, and you'd be hard pressed to find something that would offend me. I love movies (I have a hardon for David Lynch), video games, and heavy metal (occasionally electronic as well).
What I’m doing with my life
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Going back to school. I'm done with dead end wage slave jobs.
Working out, and watching movies, or playing video games in my downtime. Also writing occasionally.

Super exciting.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being hilarious, fixing things, technology related stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm full of shit, overly sarcastic, and will make a joke at every chance I get. Even if it's in bad taste in the current situation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Due to ADHD, I don't have the attention span for books. However I usually devote a large amount of time reading factual information.

Shit. Lets go through the list of movies, in no particular order.
Eraserhead, Oldboy (Korean version), Watchmen, Robocop, Videodrome, Fargo, Evil Dead, 12 Angry Men, No Country For Old Men, Fight Club, Natural Born Killers, There Will Be Blood, Dr. Strangelove, Event Horizon, The Machinist, American Psycho, Pulp Fiction, Cube, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Black Swan, Jacob's Ladder, Mulholland Drive, Blue Velvet, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (Swedish version, although the american version wasn't that terrible), Hobo With A Shotgun, Machete, The Matrix, Gravity. More, but most people probably stopped reading long before this.

Metal, Industrial, Classical for the most part. Though I've recently gotten into a bit of older Hip-Hop like NWA and Wu-Tang Clan.

Meshuggah, Megadeth, Skinny Puppy, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Queen, Faith No More, Black Sabbath, Gojira, Strapping Young Lad, Devin Townsend and all his solo stuff, Bolt Thrower, Children of Bodom, Septic Flesh, Sepultura, Dark Tranquility. To name a few.

Mexican food is best food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Science, philosophy, politics, esoteric stuff, everything.

The observable universe is about 28 gigaparsecs in diameter.
To put it in perspective, you would need about 472,435,325,000,000,000,000,000,000
6 foot tall people stacked end to end to get from one side to the other... Or anything else that may happen to be 6 feet tall.
Give or take a few quintillion.

By comparison the earth only takes up about .0000000000000000014764296008841704% of the observable universe.

Makes you realize how minuscule we really are, both on a physical, and metaphysically level.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sleeping, reading Wikipedia, or playing video games.
Occasionally out and about.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can be absent-minded sometimes, which can have some interesting though often embarrassing results.
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