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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25-45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 23
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Atheism and it’s important
High school
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Christopher William Leigh Darling. I'm looking for someone to sit with me while the world burns.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
If you figure it out will you please let me know?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
dancing. It's just about my favorite thing to do ever. Luckily it is also my job.

Hopefully I'm also good at making you laugh, because that's important to me. I'm told I'm good at giving advice.

I have other skills that I will use to surprise and amaze you at a later date.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile. Unless I'm not smiling. Then I suppose my face?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Let's just leave it at that I read a lot of books. I would love to talk with you about books.

Comics: Calvin and Hobbes. Edward Gorey <3

Movies: I like good films. I prefer it if they are not sexist and that they feature a variety of realistic humans doing realistically human things. Minimal explosions is preferred.

Television: RuPaul's Drag Race, Archer, Bob's Burgers, United States of Tara, Newsroom, Orange is the New Black, Transparent, Alpha House.

Music: A vast diversity of things. There is very little music that I don't enjoy.

Food: I could very happily eat nothing but burritos until the end of time. But I would really miss peanut butter sandwiches.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Paula Abdul's Greatest Hits on compact disc.

2. A daily phone call from my great-aunt once-removed.

3. My sources within the CIA.

4. A toothbrush.

5. My left index finger.

6. Really cute shoes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
your mom. She's a really nice lady.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
dancing on a bar in my underpants. Because that's what they pay me to do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes classical music makes me cry. So I mostly listen to hip-hop.
You should message me if
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you'd like someone for your mother to advise you against seeing any longer.