UPDATE: Any visitors who ping my email will result in 400% greater chances of being messaged by ME.

Discordian Cyber-Goth Transwoman. ;)

I actually identify as Pansexual, not Bi.

I use this site mostly because it typically yields better results than Fetlife, albeit marginally.

I am a self-identified and certified lunatic, substitute village idiot and mostly reformed thief.

I believe everyone is absolutely 100% right in their beliefs on spirituality...all at the same time. Personally, I believe everyone, every man, woman and child on Earth is a Pope of Discordia, whether or not they know it yet.

I'm only an acolyte, but I know quite a few legionnaires.

I'm a total geek, and have active games going in MTG, D&D, In Nomine, WoD etc.

I am a loyal fan of old school Hunter: The Reckoning.

I am poly and currently without any partners. My eventual desire is to be part of a "house" so to speak.

I am a total sub, but my allegiance to my Goddess first and foremost.

She's really not that needy or restrictive like other revered deities on this plane. Just no hot dog buns on Fridays.

I remember more of the '90s than I care to admit to in public.

When I say Goth, I mean it. I don't own anything in non-black and frankly still waiting for something darker to become available commercially.

I like the random sentences thing as opposed to full paragraphs about myself.

Bullet points.

"Save the Planet, Kill Yourself"

(Pre-Op M2F Trans/GQ)

looking for a job loosely related to the last one -- same field, different product. I like to stay trendy and varied, it keeps me marketable.

Because let's face it, I'll probably never get hired because of my assumed strict adherence to the dress-code.

Unless Miskatonic University suddenly starts accepting applications again or unless the JSDF decides to host a foreign exchange program for its legendary "Anime Squad".

Being absolutely lost at 30. I thought I'd be dead by now.

Learning to cook beyond the microwave.

Perpetuating internet rumors and general piracy.

Hailing Eris.

Filling every box on here with random bullet points.

Avoiding looking for the number 23 and definitely NOT seeing the Fnord.

Both end up finding me quite frequently anyway.

Planning future ways to spend the money I don't have on intrinsic things like tattoos and giant Celtic blankets.

Altering people's perception of reality.

Being loud, angry and NOT British.

Doing all that boring background shit that keeps the gears running and no one ever really thinks about because I'm here and that's what I do.

Realizing that I have no idea what I'm talking about and being able to admit to it.

Being a probability engine. I make occasional "cognitive jumps" that can closely mimic ESP. Its kinda creepy.

I look amazing for my age.

I've been told I have very "Elven" features.

I'm typically dressed for a "midnight ceremony" or "funeral" depending on your religious preference.

I smoke like contracting lung cancer is the key to immortality.

Orphanage Series By James Buettner, The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher, Monster Hunter International Series by James Correia, Hard Magic Series by James Correia, The entirety of the Dragonlance Universe

The Matrix Trilogy, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (from the 90s), Gendernauts, Trinidad, Ronin, Speed Racer, The Fifth Element, Harold and Maude

Grimm, Burn Notice (I really don't watch much TV)

Aggrotech, Trance, Metal

Over-processed Deep Fried Potato Products

Nicotene
Herb
Doom
Gloom
Chaos
Unicorns

I spend very little part of my day even considering the existence of unicorns. Instead I usually ponder my own existence, my own place within this reality, the existence and probability of other realities and the possibility of travelling between said realities.

Passed the fuck out.

That's actually a valid response, considering I was dead asleep by 11pm last (Friday) night.

Hanging out at rest stops hoping to meet guys like NotGonnaKillYou.

I have an extra Y chromosome.

If chain-smoking were an actual Olympic event, I'd probably be a medalist for the 2004 and 2008 Summer Olympics.

I'd also probably be very, very dead at the time of this entry.

(UPDATE: Messages lacking in linguistic creativity are apt to be replied with ferocious sarcasm. Not that anyone guilty of this typically makes it this far, or understands that statement.)

you know Emperor Norton, and have any of his currency.

you understand cloud dispersal telepathy.

you like chicks with dicks.

you are also a a serious or semi-serious "Otherist".

you like to travel beyond the physical grasp of space and time without ever leaving the bathroom floor.

you're also in on "the joke" or can accurately point to where "the stage" is.