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GrabMySpatula

32 Aliso Viejo, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:42am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I moved to California two years ago after living my entire life on the east coast, and I knew very few people out here when I did. Two years later, I don't know many non-work people, and I'm anxious to get out there and enjoy all that southern California with some new people, or maybe THE new person, if things go that way.

If you like wit, endless pop culture references, good food, endlessly-opinionated debates about music and movies, hiking, camping and general exploring, I'm you're guy.

Lately I've been doing more active things, and I feel really great about it. I've been playing racquetball (poorly), the hiking bug has bitten me hard, and I really want to do more backpacking and/or camping. I spend most of my life behind a computer screen, and it's feeling pretty good to step outside and enjoy the world every week.

I have no interest in the club scene or however the hell single guys meet people in southern California; if hole-in-the-wall bars, a quiet night cooking at home or a road trip to a random place sounds more your style, count me in!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I currently work as a graphic/digital media designer, a job that combines my creativity with my somewhat obsessive fondness for numbers and organization. I focus on web application design, and other nerdy things that you can't possibly still be reading about right now.

I'm also a writer. I wrote a novel last year, and currently I'm working on a screenplay and a few more book ideas.

I'm currently kind of obsessed with being productive, so I spent almost all of my time working on something, be it my full time job, freelance design gigs, or writing ideas and projects.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm an unrepentant foodie (I worked as a chef in college), I play a number of instruments, I write a lot, and I spend my nights as a costumed avenger ridding the world of criminal scum. Ahem.

Seriously though, I'll cook almost anything. I've been in the kitchen for most of my life.

I'm also good at margaritas and egg nog (the real stuff, with Bourbon and raw eggs and all the stuff that sounds gross until you drink it all together).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a lot to say. About everything. As I get older, I'm learning that I don't always have to say it all.

It's a work in progress.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
You know, once upon a time I would have listed all of this stuff, but my tastes are so eclectic that it seems futile. I'm really into artistic expression, so I have a fascination for anything to do with movies, music, literature and food... I know more about each than it's probably healthy to know.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
World Domination.

Why a combination of the KFC Double Down, Kanye West and sweaters for small dogs will lead to the Biblical Apocalypse.

Interesting things I want to cook.

Interesting things I want to eat.

Why Neil DeGrasse Tyson should be the Emperor of the Earth.

Hats.

Penguins. (Seriously, how great are penguins? Penguining around everywhere. Awesome.)

Places I'd like to go.

Languages I have to learn in order to survive in the places I'd like to go.

Women.

Bourbon. Because yum.

My iPhone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably working. I do that a lot. Now and then I'll go camping or hiking or to a movie or something, but I spend a lot of nights reading, writing or cooking. I'm also known to enjoy a video game from time to time.

I often spend my spare time plundering lost tombs for treasure, all while wearing a vintage leather jacket and fedora.

I also tend to mistake my life for the life of fictional movie adventurers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm using an online dating website to meet new people. OHMYGODCONTROVERSY.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You live in Southern California and want to get to know a funny guy with a lot to say.

Honesty impresses me more than any sort of forced perception. I've found that everyone, especially out here, is playing some sort of forced role to show the world the version of themselves that they want everyone to see. I'm quite bored with that; I'd rather get to know a real person.

I honestly don't really have any specific goals for this website. I know a very small number of people out here, so anyone that can help me spice up my life a little bit would be welcome.