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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 9, 2013
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Dropped out of University
Has kid(s)
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just a weirdo geek looking for a little fun. I'm into cosmology, paleoanthropology, the roman empire, marijuana, cooking, music, being lazy, and cats.

Other labels that may or may not describe me to some degree: skeptic, atheist, intelligent, pervert, libertarian, social liberal, hedonist, heathen, libertine, sarcastic, polyamorous, inquisitive

I am married and in an open relationship. I'm here for friends, someone to game with, or the occasional naked frolic. I'm sorry if that offends you. If it doesn't, try writing me.

According to my wife, apparently I'm looking for someone to "get naked and high and play GURPS with." So there ya go.

What I’m doing with my life
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Right now I'm raising two brilliant children with my wonderful and amazing wife. I'd like to get back in school and get a degree or five. We'll see if I can manage that one!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my extreme lack of resemblance to David Bowie.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
anything by Douglas Adams, Larry Niven, and Isaac Asimov; anything to do with ancient Rome, science fiction and fantasy; Nine Inch Nails, Black Sabbath, blues, and Bach; seafood, Asian food, animals one can't usually find at the grocery, and mushrooms.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
ancient history, the cosmos, what I would do if I were incredibly rich, and seeing you naked.

I've also noticed that a lot of the questions here assume there is a best type of date or relationship, or that you have one you usually stick with. "What is the best first date? a b c d" doesn't really work. The best first date may be different depending on the person I'm seeing, what we expect out of the date, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sitting at home watching movies, reading books, or spending time with my wife and daughter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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you don't want to know.
You should message me if
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you are bored, weird, prone to give handjobs to strangers in parking lots, or a good cook with recipe tips