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40 Dallas, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 16
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a photographer, nonfiction writer and builder of things that infrequently work. I love a good road trip and like to make my own fun. I can't dance, but I can spell your ass off.

I've never been married and I have no kids. I prefer not to change the latter.

I'm a geek and a cynic. I like Googie signage and midcentury architecture. Automatic doors fail to open for me with disturbing regularity. I like a good draft at a quiet bar. I love '80s tunes, but I've never succumbed to the alleged charm of the Stray Cats. I possess, and am attracted to, an inappropriate wit.

I am an autodidactic polymath.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently researching content for what I hope will be my fourth book while making custom midcentury-inspired works for designers and collectors.

And, yes, my previous books are real books that you can buy in real bookstores. With page numbers and everything. I'm not sure why everyone asks me that.
I’m really good at
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Parking. I'm a fantastic parker. I'm also good at making lists.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How I'm loath to speculate what goes on in other people's heads when they look at me. If you want to know what someone else thinks, ask them.

If I'm wearing my ass pants, however, the inference is easy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Some movies I like, in no significant order: Stalag 17, Back to the Future, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, 3:10 to Yuma, Moon, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, Amelie, Shaun of the Dead, The Shawshank Redemption, The Jerk, Fargo, Kuffs, Sneakers, Three O'Clock High

Some music I like: Guster, Rilo Kiley, Neko Case, Talking Heads, Regina Spektor, CSS, The New Pornographers, They Might Be Giants

Some TV shows I like: Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Louie, Survivorman, Battlestar Galactica, American Pickers, Father Ted
The six things I could never do without
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1. Notepads.
2. Pens for the notepads.
3. Google Earth.
4. Liquor. (I'm a writer; it's part of my retirement plan.)
5. Ellipses.
6. Sandpaper.
You should message me if
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... you don't take anything too seriously, especially yourself. It would also be great if you've never gone bug nutty having thought an article from The Onion is real.