I've never been married and I have no kids. I prefer not to change the latter.
I'm a geek and a cynic. I like Googie signage and midcentury architecture. Automatic doors fail to open for me with disturbing regularity. I like a good draft at a quiet bar. I love '80s tunes, but I've never succumbed to the alleged charm of the Stray Cats. I possess, and am attracted to, an inappropriate wit.
I am an autodidactic polymath.