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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20-25
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

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Hispanic / Latin, White
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 8" (1.72m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Japanese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The OkCupid people are rubbing their hands with glee after seeing me create an account in an epic quest to find love. I am sitting firmly in my chair staring at the screen thinking “Welp! I can't sell myself well...I know! I will get my friend to write me a short testimony" hang on...

"Daniel? I pity the fool that dates that sucka" Mr T.

In reality, I am a relatively quirky (read weird) character with a lust for fun and hard work . I am a Gemini. I have two sides to my personality. I can be very sarcastic, funny, energetic and fun to be around but I can also be affectionate, understanding, loving, compassionate and as protective as a mother hen with her chicks under her wing.

I believe that if you can’t be happy with yourself, you can never make anyone truly happy. Happiness begins from within. I am ready to share my happiness with that special person! I am very honest and I will always let you know where you stand with me. I hate being messed about. Being messed about is as unwanted as a smelly fart in a concealed room.

As you can see from my photos, I am not the type that goes to the gym. The thought of going to the gym makes me sweat more than David Cameron trapped in a house with the three little pigs.

The ideal relationship for me is one where we can be ourselves around each other and laugh together but also respect and love one another. I think true romance is about getting to know someone and connecting on a deep level – it’s more than just chemistry and attraction.

I could write an autobiography detailing every aspect of my life but I would never make it as an author. In fact, my book would make an excellent substitution for charcoal for a BBQ fire or a great addition to the bookshelf in PoundLand. If my profile interests you and you want to get to know more about me, I look forward to your message hand delivered by carrier pigeon through the Royal Gale..get it... gale...flying...*sigh* never mind
What I’m doing with my life
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Working hard in the Emergency department at a big hospital. Seeing my friends and family and building up my Youtube channel.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Teaching my Dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground...

We went from Barking to Tooting in about an hour.

Jokes aside, I am a great listener, great at being supportive and I am good with technology.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes, smile and my unusually long eyelashes (yes they get commented on a lot!)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movie: Up, The Lion King, Star Wars 4-6, Pan's Labyrinth
music: Jazz, Soul, Rock, Classical, Heavy Metal
Food: Italian, Oriental
Shows: Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, The Inbetweeners. Family Guy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If we are what we eat, does that make Hannibal more human than any of us?


If time is money and ATMs exist, does that make them time machines?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing at home, seeing friends at the pub, gaming or writing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to always give my 100% when I work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays
You should message me if
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you like the look of my profile and want to get to know me more