-BFA in the Vague Arts
-Former member of the BevMo! Men's Choir Group (class of 2009).
-Once dumped a sea hag for an alley scamp.

Former head of BP, looking to start over. Thinking about either interpretive dance or being a barista in a highly stressful retail work environment.

Whilst I pick up the ashes from a former career as an economic con man, I also play bass in band and pick them big ol' straaangs. I've never done that "swing the bass over your shoulder and have it accidentally slam on the ground" move that I've seen in so many Youtube fail videos. Looking to keep that track record clean.

Table tennis, any money in that?

Has a head
Can speak
Not a plant

Books: Galapagos, God Bless You Mr. Rosewater, Count Zero, Metamorphosis, Ham on Rye, Freedom From the Known.

Movies: Cool As Ice

Music: Tragedy, Suicide, Ween, Fugazi, My Bloody Valentine, X, The Adicts, Rudimentary Peni, Big Black, Sonic Youth, The Fall, Wire. Also any polka demo on a Yamaha keyboard.

Food: Peanut Butter and Coffee

Pants
Bed
Coffee Shop
Paint
Water
Bike

Foam rubber

Reading by candlelight in slippers, sipping chamomile in my favorite plum colored silk robe whilst light contemporary classical music dances through the air at a reasonable volume, or shirtless and shoeless in a dirty parking lot. Depends on the weather.

I know how to fix the recession...but I'm not telling.

You want to.
You love music/art.
You enjoy life and value your own time as well.