GrantamusPrime
30 Portland, OR
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My self-summary
I work a lot right now. Usually from about 1:00pm-11:00pm. So.... Coffee dates are pretty cool.
What I’m doing with my life
Sauté chef.
I’m really good at
I would consider myself at least proficient at mountain biking, I can do a back flip on a trampoline, I can rip a phone book in half(seriously), I've had some of my writings published in a couple of magazines so I would consider myself a decent writer(though I'm not the best editor, so I'm sure that much of this will be ripe with misspellings and other such errors).
Oh and I'm also a pretty good friend and I'm good to my family.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have dark brown hair and a beard that is alarmingly red. Sometimes people call me barba de fuego. Not as often as I would like though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Since I really do not want to be stuck on my computer all day I'm not going to delve into this question entirely, i'm merely going to rattle off the first few things that come to my mind for each category.
Books: anything by Bukowski, everything by Vonnegut, anything by Shel Silverstein, a lot of things by Steinbeck, some things by Leon Uris, most things by Chuck Klosterman....
Movies: Tarantino, Guy Ritchie, Terry Gilliam, Kevin Smith, Michel Gondry, Alejandro González Iñárritu, Robert Rodriguez... pretty much anything these guys have put their hands on i consider gold.
Shows: Parks and Rec, Always Sunny, Mr. Show, Extras, Ricky Gervais Show, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Flight of the Concords...
Music: Neil Young, Radiohead, Merle Haggard, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, Pink Floyd, Avett Brothers, Black Keys, Mewithoutyou, Brown bird, Melville, Tyler Jacobs, Adam Ashe......
Food: The best thing I have ever had to eat was pan fried abalone. What is yours?
The six things I could never do without
friends, family, art,water, food, air
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Love is like art. The minute that you show it to someone else you lose all ownership. Whoever bears witness to what you create has the right to shape and fashion it and manipulate in any way he or she decides.
On a typical Friday night I am
Most likely working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Open book.
You should message me if
You want to have witty conversation and you're willing(and able) to laugh and make other people laugh.

New rule: if you answered yes to the question " would the world be a better place if people with low IQs were not allowed to reproduce", then by all means DO NOT fucking message me. That is one of the most horrible fucking things I have ever heard. So just because someone isn't quite as smart as the average person they shouldn't be allowed the joy of a child? This makes no sense and it makes me enraged, it makes me want to be violent towards people(that is a tough place to get me to).
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