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GrantamusPrime

28 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not going to fill out this portion because I think it is pointless. All of the questions after this one are going to "summarize" who I am.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Sauté chef.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I would consider myself at least proficient at mountain biking, I can do a back flip on a trampoline, I can rip a phone book in half(seriously), I've had some of my writings published in a couple of magazines so I would consider myself a decent writer(though I'm not the best editor, so I'm sure that much of this will be ripe with misspellings and other such errors).
Oh and I'm also a pretty good friend and I'm good to my family.
The first things people usually notice about me
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If i were to guess i would have to say my tattoos as I have an abundance of them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Since I really do not want to be stuck on my computer all day I'm not going to delve into this question entirely, i'm merely going to rattle off the first few things that come to my mind for each category.
Books: anything by Bukowski, everything by Vonnegut, anything by Shel Silverstein, a lot of things by Steinbeck, some things by Leon Uris, most things by Chuck Klosterman....
Movies: Tarantino, Guy Ritchie, Terry Gilliam, Kevin Smith, Michel Gondry, Alejandro González Iñárritu, Robert Rodriguez... pretty much anything these guys have put their hands on i consider gold.
Shows: Parks and Rec, Always Sunny, Mr. Show, Extras, Ricky Gervais Show, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Flight of the Concords...
Music: Neil Young, Radiohead, Merle Haggard, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, Pink Floyd, Avett Brothers, Black Keys, Mewithoutyou, Tater Famine, Melville, Tyler Jacobs, Adam Ashe......
Food: I'm pretty simple when it come to food. Some of my favorites include(but not limited to) hamburgers, tacos, and fried chicken.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
friends, family, art, beer, food, air
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Love is like art. The minute that you show it to someone else you lose all ownership. Whoever bears witness to what you create has the right to shape and fashion it and manipulate in any way he or she decides.
Let love treat you like a dangling puppet. Let yourself be pulled and pushed. Let It contort you.. Don't fight love, love has never lost a battle. Love will beat you down and relish in it's victory. Love is cruel and unforgiving.
-Hank shafer
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't really have "typical" Friday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It has been less than 3 years since I have wet the bed. It's only happened one time though and i was extremely drunk.
You should message me if
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You want to have witty conversation and you're willing(and able) to laugh and make other people laugh.

New rule: if you answered yes to the question " would the world be a better place if people with low IQs were not allowed to reproduce", then by all means DO NOT fucking message me. That is one of the most horrible fucking things I have ever heard. So just because someone isn't quite as smart as the average person they shouldn't be allowed the joy of a child? This makes no sense and it makes me enraged, it makes me want to be violent towards people(that is a tough place to get me to).