Hey - I love FOOTBALL and GOLF - a much-respected friend said I should lead with this statement....he said I'd be beating them off with a stick. (Not a violent person; you maybe should know that.)

I recently moved from Pennsylvania to Southern Georgia. Not a Georgia peach - more of a transplanted Grape.

I am a vertically-challenged (5'2") redhead. My interests are diverse - I love playing golf, bowling, dancing, music of nearly all kinds, the beach, movies, games - board, card, and computer - puzzles, theater, football - especially the Steelers! Love to read, historical fiction in particular.

I play a mean game of Scrabble. Some say that's cheating because I'm an English teacher - c'mon, look at that face. Would I cheat? Lately I'm also playing a lot of Texas Hold'em online. Learned to play poker at my granny's knee, and never lost my love of it. I enjoy casinos and slot machines, too - I'm pretty sure THEY cheat....

Is there something you love to do that I don't do? Teach me! I hope I never stop learning new things!

I love laughter - there are so many reasons to laugh! I'd like to find someone who can also enjoy life's rich experiences, someone who can find the fun in whatever they're doing, someone who is willing to explore new ideas and consider the possibility of new passions.

In Pennsylvania, I was an English teacher for 20 years. Yes, I am good at grammar and I love English and American literature. Fear not, however; I almost never take a red pen to what other adults write - unless they ask me to.

On a good day, I'm spoiling my grandchildren, but they live in the North, so I don't get to do that much. It's a challenge on webcam, but we manage!

In the meantime, I'm learning about my new home and enjoying each day. Trying new things, having new experiences, meeting new people.

I'm really good at grammar, editing, and proofreading, as well as reading and writing. I'm told I'm an excellent teacher.

I'm good at cooking, especially when I have people to cook for. The kitchen is a great place to experiment and have fun. Never yet found a recipe that couldn't be improved or tweaked.

I love golf, but I can't say I'm good at it. I play to have fun - that's what play means, right?? Still, there's nothing like a sunny day on the course, and maybe the right person could help me improve my swing.

People usually notice that I'm short first. Next they seem to notice my sparkling brown eyes and friendly smile. After talking with me for a bit, they may notice my quick wit and easy laugh, along with my intelligence and kindness. Oh, and my modesty, too....

Books? Arthurian legend, John Grisholm, Janet Evanovich, Edward Rutherford, historical fiction, fantasy fiction.....almost anything in the library or bookstore, in fact!

Movies - comedies, drama, classics, action - Singin' in the Rain, Simon Birch, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings....

Music - anything except hard-core rap, really....love Motown!

Food - all kinds, but especially Italian.....love pizza, good ice cream, chocolate, and cheesecake. Whoa - that sounds unhealthy, doesn't it? As it happens, I adore fresh fruits and vegetables - the fresher the better, no need for sauces or lots of butter.

1. My grandchildren (and children)
2. Coffee! hot and black
3. Books
4. Chocolate
5. Conversation
6. Shoes...lots of shoes

whatever comes into my head....I'm not ADD, but one thought leads to another and another and another....

oh, and how to answer these questions....

Friday night? Since I moved here, you'll often find me at home, reading or playing around on the computer.

Would this be my deepest, darkest secret? or my shallowest, most superficial one?

OK, OK....I admit it. I love big dogs, but the little bitty ankle biters get on my nerves. I'm only nice to them out of politeness to their doting owners.

I also have a competitive streak. Some would say a wide one, but I am a gracious loser, when I lose, which isn't often.....unless we're playing golf!

You love laughter and banter and maybe some good conversation. Or if you have a big dog I can fall in love with.... (that's a joke, son - the big dog is NOT a requirement!)