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Graphic_Novelty

27 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:17am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
On a whim, decided to revamp my OKC profile to "Honesty Mode." I figure most of us are here as looky-loos anyway, so you may as well be entertained while you size me up, right?

I'm much more aesthetically pared down these days than most of my photos show, but I'm not very interested in taking photos of myself even if it means finding true love.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work the register at a high-end, organic, vegan- and celiac-friendly deli/grocer in the Hollywood hood. Day job status. Around that, I freelance as a CAD (Computer-Aided Drafting) drafter in the architecture realm to make extra dough. When I'm not working, I'm sitting on my couch, playing great video games and Netflixing while thinking about the writing I should be doing instead.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking. Seriously. I grew up near Boston, so dry sarcasm is my baseline. Wait...dry sarcasm with a wry smile is my baseline (There it is). I'm also passionate about what may classically be considered nerdy things, so I will beam my winning smile at you while I talk about how exciting virtual reality is and how videogames and comicbooks are fascinating and rich narrative platforms.

I've also been told I'm a great dancer, but I think that's more a result of the fact that dancing is the most fun. It's probably less that I'm a great dancer and more that I like dancing, which I've heard is not something a lot of guys do.

I can also sing. And write. And draw (this one's a stretch, as I haven't regularly drawn since I finished Architecture school, but I imagine I'm well above average in this regard).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eye contact and a genuine smile.

I'd like to say it's the genuine care and interest behind my, "How's your day going?" I actually give a shit when I ask; otherwise I'd just...not ask. Right? Is that crazy? Good.

Realistically, it's my legs or my arms. I bike every day, so my legs and arms (surprisingly, because arms?) are very toned. I've been told that I have "great arms," so instead of just wearing tanks because they're super-comfy (like I used to and still mostly do), I sometimes wear tanks to show off. Mmmmm…low-level narcissism.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm just gonna shoot for all-time and follow the damn category headline, rather than trying to list every single thing I have ever liked and hoping you read a fucking solid block of text that is all titles (seriously, because I will not read it):

Books: Catch-22, Cat's Cradle, The Hellboy Saga

Movies: Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Waking Life, Half-Baked

Shows: Adventure Time, Arrow, Louie (wow, curveball sometimes?)

Music: Animal Collective, Grizzly Bear, Arcade Fire (…there's nothing I can say here that would make me seem less like a douche, so I'm not going to defend these.)

Food: Thai, Japanese, Dim-Sum (I enjoy all cuisine, but if I had to put together a last meal, it would be culled from these. Also, tira-misu.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music.
My bicycle.
Drawing materials.
Dogs, in general.
Bad jokes.
Adventure.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why are people are usually more offensive while trying not to offend?

Would cute-animal-based healthcare extend the average human lifespan?

How can I say what I want and still be context-appropriate?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Smoking a bowl and alternating between playing videogames online with friends and watching NetFlix. I'm not a giant fan of L.A. nightlife on the weekends. Sunday, Monday or Tuesday, let's get a mellow drink, but I hate waiting fifteen minutes to order an overpriced drink only to then yell at your face, hoping you hear the most important parts of what I'm saying because the music is too loud for actual conversation. No. Thanks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm kind of a slob, but also have no problem cleaning. Just as nonsensical as it sounds. Just the same way I can bike for two hours with no problem, but want to quit life after running forty feet.
You should message me if
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you want to smoke out and play videogames and watch movies and TV shows. Or want to go to some shows. Or want to go for a nice bike ride. Or if you were entertained by the majority of the above text.

I know there won't be many bites here, but if I elicited a smile from you at some point during your read-through, we both totally fucking won. Revel in it.