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Graphic_Novelty

28 Los Angeles, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Intelligent, sensitive and thoughtful multiracial young Jew. I'm the kind of person who is perfectly happy being alone for days on end, with only books, shows, games and movies to entertain them. I devour experience. When I encounter a world I want to explore and understand, I move in and internalize its logic.

I'm gregarious and silly in public, but understated and relaxed when left to my own devices. If I'm not speaking, I'm taking in my surroundings, people-watching, eavesdropping, and/or silently judging everyone because that's what you do.

A teacher once said about me, "He lives in a fantastic and interesting world, but it would be nice if sometimes he'd let us come visit." And that's probably still apt, but, I think, in a different way than originally meant.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I freelance as a CAD (Computer-Aided Drafting) drafter in the architecture realm to make extra dough. When I'm not working, I'm reading, watching tv and movies (good, bad, and weird), playing videogames, etc. Basically, if you give me a good story or a fascinating world to occupy, I'm all in.

I'm an aspiring writer and have to be more diligent about putting pen to paper. Create rather than consume, right? The dream is to publish a novel, or write a comicbook, but I'm also intrigued by the thought of writing critically, and potentially commercially, about videogames.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking. Seriously. I grew up near Boston, so dry sarcasm is my baseline. Wait...dry sarcasm with a wry smile is my baseline. I'm also passionate about what may classically be considered nerdy things, so I will beam my winning smile at you while I talk about how conceptually exciting virtual reality is and how videogames and comicbooks are fascinating and rich narrative platforms.

I've also been told I'm a great dancer, but I think that's more a result of the fact that dancing is the most fun. Period. It's probably less that I'm a great dancer and more that I like dancing, which I've heard is not something a lot of guys do.

I can also sing. And write. And draw (this one's a stretch, as I haven't regularly drawn since I finished Architecture school, but I imagine I'm well above average in this regard).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eye contact and a genuine smile.

I'd like to say it's the genuine care and interest behind my, "How's your day going?" I actually give a shit when I ask; otherwise I'd just...not ask. Right? Is that crazy? Good.

Realistically, it's my legs or my arms. I bike every day, so my legs and arms (surprisingly, because arms?) are very toned. I've been told that I have "great arms," so instead of just wearing tanks because they're super-comfy (like I used to and still mostly do), I sometimes wear tanks to show off. Mmmmm…low-level narcissism.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm just gonna shoot for all-time and follow the damn category headline, rather than trying to list every single thing I have ever liked and hoping you read a solid block of text that is all titles (I like you too much to do that to you):

Books: Catch-22, Cat's Cradle, The Hellboy Saga

Movies: Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Waking Life, Frank

Shows: Adventure Time, Arrow, Louie (wow, curveball sometimes?)

Music: Animal Collective, Grizzly Bear, Arcade Fire (…there's nothing I can say here that would make me seem less like a douche, so I'm not going to defend these.)

Food: Thai, Japanese, Dim-Sum (I enjoy all cuisine, but if I had to put together a last meal, it would be culled from these. Also, tiramisu.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music.
My bicycle.
Drawing materials.
Dogs, in general.
Bad jokes.
Adventure
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why are people are usually more offensive while trying not to offend?

Would cute-animal-based healthcare extend the average human lifespan?

How can I say what I want and still be context-appropriate?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Smoking a bowl and alternating between playing videogames online with friends and watching NetFlix. I'm not an L.A. nightlife person on the weekends. Sunday, Monday or Tuesday, let's get a mellow drink, but I don't want to wait fifteen minutes to order an overpriced drink only to then yell at your face, hoping you hear the most important parts of what I'm saying because the music is too loud for actual conversation.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a terrible swimmer. I blame the black half.
You should message me if
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you want to smoke out and play videogames and watch movies and TV shows. Or want to go to some shows, music, comedy, art, etc. Or if you want to go for a nice bike ride and then picnic. Or if you were entertained by the majority of the above text.

I know there won't be many bites here, but if I elicited a smile from you at some point during your read-through, we both totally fucking won. Revel in it.