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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–55
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Aug 3, 2013
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Used up
Mostly vegan
When drinking
Leo, and it matters a lot
Working on masters program
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Poorly), LISP (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Do I dare to eat a peach? I'm looking for new adventures and farming partners. We should grow our own food.

You know that album by the Offspring, "Americana." I liked that album as a teen. As I've gotten older, I realize it's less because it's a good album (it isn't) but more about what the album was describing. I like kind people with a bit of an edge, be it visible or otherwise. Please don't take that as a reason to surprise me with your crack habit.

I'm not really looking for a serious relationship just yet, and
I would say I was a commitment-phobe. Be amazing and I might just consider it, or keep me drunk.

That said, I am looking for new friends, activity partners, and girls I can take out and do things like try new places that would be a little awkward with my guy friends.

And because we classic cupiders miss the three words, here are mine:

I am under-stated, tacit, and hirsute.

I like golf.

I live intuitively, as far as my direction in life. I don't have a defined path that I want to embark on. That's me, a risk-taker.
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I find as I get older, I'm becoming ever more distrusting of the government, media, and the average person on the street. Noam Chomsky.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People notice they are much more intelligent than me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: Water Music

Movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Music: Pokey LaFarge

Food: I get so excited for breakfast I have trouble sleeping at night.

I think "favorite" is a singular adjective, and I'm lazy, I mean terse.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

The Adventures of Pete and Pete shaped my perspective on life. If you can relate, don't shun it, let's sail that ship.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Blackout drunk. More recently I have been staying in and reading in lieu of drinking heavily. Sometimes both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I had a crush on the lead singer of Hanson, then I found out he was a boy.

Sometimes I drink Coke when I'm hungover. Why?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I like distinctive noses and powerful eyebrows.

If you think going through lectures here:

sounds like a sexy time. Or consuming alcohol while reading a good book to one another is also a sexy time. If you think playing pass is a sexy time. You appreciate the album Fuzzy by Grant Lee Buffalo. Contrarily, don't message me if: you wear Uggs or whatever those stupid fucking boots are. I don't even want to know you or see you in public in fact leave my profile immediately. I should put this at the start.

Also, I'm not bisexual. But I thought that was the best way to deter any conservatives. Message me, you know you guano.