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Grasshopper-UK

33 / M / straight / Single

Taunton, United Kingdom

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.78m).
Body Type
—
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
—
Kids
—
Pets
Likes dogs
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am careing, romantic, and reliable.

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My Self-Summary

I'm a nice person most of the time ;o)
but your never know if you don't chat to me :oP

ICQ 20217824 message me :0)

I am up for meeting the right girl, but if you just want some online fun then thats great too.

I quite open minded and am happy to talk to you any level you want ;o)

I guess deep down i'm just after someone to love and maybe I will meet someone on here, who knows :o)

What I’m doing with my life

well trying to run my own little business, not easy with things in the world at the moment lol

I’m really good at

:o/ Darts, well sort of, does that count ? Can't think of anything else I guess I suck :o(

I'm not sure that everyone would consider me good at it, but I like drawing. So maybe you want your portrait done ? lol

The first things people usually notice about me

That I'm drunk. lol not really :oP well ok maybe. Oh yes and that I'm fat and ugly, hehehehe well can't please everyone. Oh no wait I can't seem to please anyone :o/

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Star Wars, men never grow up. I love my collection and sorry its still growing lol
Burger King, I know its unhealthy, but I don't go very many times a year and i love to treat myself to a double wooper on my birthday each year ;o).

The six things I could never do without

Internet, TV, pub, car, money, star wars.
I would like to say sex, but I have been doing without it for sometime already lol

I spend a lot of time thinking about

I am a man, do I really need to say lol, ok I might have too SEX. I want it, need it, and quite honestly could really do with it. Sorry but its true with me as with all men,, please don't hold that against me.

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On a typical Friday night I am

Sitting here at home. Well I am out Monday & Wednesday so its not that sad honest.
I would prefer to spend it cuddled up on the sofa with a cute girl watching a movie if your up for it ??

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I have a terrible uniform fetish)), bunny girls, french maids, nurses and not forgetting the naughty schoolgirl look. That really makes me sound like a dirty old man now, honest I'm not really.

You should message me if

If you think you would like me me I guess :o)
So please contact me, I am likeable honest ;o)

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