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Gravemistake

21 / F / Bisexual / Seeing someone

Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

Her Details

Last Online
May 19
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m).
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Medicine / Health
Income
More than $1,000,000
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm sarcastic, jaded, and I have no idea why I'm on this website.

Also: no longer in this country!
What I’m doing with my life
Living, mostly. There is the occasional error.
I’m really good at
Not getting around to filling out this profile page.

Talking about sex. No I'm not going to have sex with you, but I love sharing sexual exploits and discussing kinks.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am not a robot, the moon, or a slab of beef. Then they tend to notice their wallet is missing and I am nowhere in sight.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
That one with that dude who did that stuff. Was really good.
The six things I could never do without
The internet (for my endless supply of people to make fun of)
Naps
The Fibonacci pattern
Butts
Music (What? something serious on my profile page? Gasp!)
My uncontrollable rage and hatred that I can focus to such a tight stream that I can explode brains from a mile away
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Butts.

The biological differences between the genders, and what evolutionary advantages it gave.
On a typical Friday night I am
Making fun of people on the internet, running from the police in the river valley.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once ate an entire box of dog biscuits.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
You can tell me when the end of The Pale occurred without looking it up

You understand that the "friend-zone" is not a thing that exists.

You giggle at the word "shuttlecock"

If you can handle being accidentally forgotten once we start talking, its hard to keep track :(

Also, one sentence or generic copy+paste messages will be deleted. My reply record is red for a reason!