Whenever I have to do government-mandated training at my job, I print the certificate of completion at the end and hang it on my door. My coworker refers to my office as the Chamber of Sarcasm.
One time hanging out in Baltimore, John Waters checked me out and hit on me. This is par for the course in Baltimore, but I still think it was a special moment.
Online dating may not be a thing to take too seriously. I answer most of the questions with a response meant to make me laugh, not you.
Honestly, I'm really looking for someone special, someone I really want to call my lady friend or my special lady, and give her my varsity pin, and ask to the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance. Just haven't seem to been able to make it happen round these here parts.
But I keep trying, because it's either this or Craig's List, right?