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34 M Washington, DC

My Details

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I believe that brevity is the soul of wit.
What I’m doing with my life
Teaching my cat that Apathy-to-Anger is not a healthy emotional range. Taking walks around the mall. Wishing I was on a boat, fishing. Biking about the city. Spending time with my family. Playing board games. Eating mussels and frites with a giant Belgian beer. Reading in the sun. Shaking my head at the homophobic racist vitriol spewed from the mouths of babes on Xbox Live. Cooking too much and too often for my belly to keep up. Keeping a weekly cooking blog, and pouring over recipe ideas. Trying not to waste leftovers. Brewing a beer. Enjoying quiet moments with a sandwich.

I am incredibly integrated into a lot of lives; I feel like part of a real community. It's quite a delightful life. I would like to share that with someone.
I’m really good at
High-fiving my cat, bad words, the internet, tripping over myself, smiling at frowny strangers on the Metro, best-man speeches, lazy Sundays, board games, writing, making stupid faces in pictures, showing affection through cooking, Duckpin bowling, brewing (too much) beer. And rocking a beard. Fuck yeah, beards!

I organize my grocery lists by the aisle the item is in, meaning that barring some catastrophe, I should be able to check things off straight down the list. I gain immense pleasure from this kind of efficiency.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sweet beard. Easy ladies, my eyes are up here.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have a Kurt Vonnegut tattoo. It is not an asterisk. People seem to recognize my Hyrulian tattoo more often though. And I just got a John Dee/Jeff VanDermeer one that I have to explain the shit out of.

Pho. Crazy amounts of pho. Like all the time pho. Also wings.
The six things I could never do without
Facetime with my nieces
My cat
My 10-gallon brew pot
My Julia Child French cookbook
My Kindle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What would it take to get my cat registered as a service animal ...

How do I keep my balcony herbs alive?
On a typical Friday night I am
Doctor Who happy hour, slowly braising a dinner for friends while drinking all the cooking wine, visiting my nieces in Baltimore, going to see a movie at E Street.

Whatever it is, it's likely to involve late night nachos on my couch and falling asleep watching Arrested Development.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think glasses make people look incredibly attractive.

Seriously - I have no idea what you mean when you say you spend a lot of time thinking about "social justice." I assume this means you're into comic books, in which case you should know that I'm way more a Marvel than DC kind of dude.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You're rad, and you think that I seem rad too. And you think you can keep up.

Or if you think the Golden Rule is universally relevant, regardless of its simplicity.

Or if you want to make out with me, which you should, since I am an incredibly good kisser, so good for you!