Know that I am only looking for girls who are terrible conversationalists or get really excited about things for a hot second before moving on to the next exciting thing. Think this could be you?! Emotional unavailability is like catnip to me!
Online dating may not be a thing to take too seriously. I answer most of the questions with a response meant to make me laugh, not you. I keep finding that my favorite profiles on here show some time of having been in the trenches of OKC, and are quite a bit self-aware (read: don't start with things like "Ok ... here goes!" or "I hate writing about myself, but my friends would say ..."). Cause there's something admirable about going through some OKC shit, dusting yourself off, and trying again, with a smile.
Honestly, I'm really looking for someone special, someone I really want to call my lady friend or my special lady, and give her my varsity pin, and ask to the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance. Just haven't seem to been able to make it happen round these here parts.
But I keep trying, because it's either this or Craig's List, right?