My sense of humor is a mix of confrontational and off-the-wall absurdity. I think anything can be funny. You'll find it impossible to offend me. Go ahead, try.
I love debating, but only if I feel like the debate will be fruitful for at least one person involved (meaning there's a non-zero chance someone could change their mind.)
I really like to dance and sing. Unfortunately, I suck at both. This won't stop me.
Probably my most annoying trait: It's impossible for me to not point it out when someone says something factually wrong. I'm basically this guy.
That's all I can think of right now. I think I'm pretty great. But you don't have to take MY word for it! Just look at these rave reviews:
Lisa: "I am consistently delighted and bewildered by you. In a way that I should be terrified but I can't muster it."
Coworker: "I think I'd shoot myself if you didn't work here."
Alex: "There's been many times where I wish I could be your brain for a day, just to see how you see the world. Pretty sure that'd be a fantastic day."
Erica: "Graham, ladies and gentlemen. He can take anything cool and improve upon it. It is both wonderful and thoroughly entertaining."
Another coworker: "You're weird. You're mean but...in a nice way?"
My sister: "Well, you ARE a little bit like an alien."
Diana: "Hey, remember that time you gave me a back massage and I had an orgasm?"