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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25-35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:33pm
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Other and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Somewhat), Latin (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat), Italian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I come by my piratical look entirely naturally (including my hearty pirate laugh!) through unlikely genetics and an implausible family history. I am possessed of a powerful geekyness and unabashed love of art and science. I am an artist and an educator, working primarily in digital media and Video Game Design. I love art and stories and the infinite weirdness and endless possibilities of the universe I am fortunate enough to occupy.

Nice to meet you!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I live in Baltimore, where I help my sister take care of my Mother (a recovering stroke victim). Along the way I continue to grapple with my MFA Thesis, my work as a Game Design Instructor, and occasionally a Production Consultant. I am not much of a gamer, but I am a bit in love with the potential of the medium to deliver stories and experiences and maybe even save the world a little bit.

My life is very much in process, but I hope to find somebody to share the journey with someday. In the meantime, I have something like a hundred kids, and they are all in school :P I get a lot of fulfillment out of teaching and helping folks pursue their dreams. I am not holding my breath for OKC to miraculously steer me towards my perfect match, but I am hopeful that somewhere along the way I will bump into somebody whose flavor of crazy gels with my own brand of madness :D
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making cool things. -Specifically this refers to storytelling, sculpture, and other art based cool things, which I have spent my life learning how to make. I will admit however that it readily extends to cooking, crafting and MacGuyvering in general.

Stories. It has been brought to my attention that I may be made entirely out of them! This is sort of a handy extension of making cool things, that lets me find a real joy in finding out where new people have been and where they are going.

Also? Cats. I am very good at cats.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Are probably not the same things that I notice them noticing about me.

Let's see -

- I have a tendency to wear silly hats, both personally and professionally.
- I am a reasonably big guy and I can be appropriately bombastic and animated, perhaps even... Piratical?
- My features may strike some folks as unconventional or "exotic" as a result of my thoroughly mutt-like heritage [but at least I have nice hair ;) ]
- Most Dogs seem to observe that I am the largest cat they have ever seen, and react accordingly.

Maybe I should offer something like those customer feedback cards? What is the first thing YOU [Yes, you!] noticed about me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Of this much I am certain,
I will like some of the same things as you.
I will dislike some of the same things as you.
I will dislike some things that you like.
I will like some things that you dislike.
Really into the works of Niel Gaiman, and I thoroughly enjoy Doctor Who.
There is not enough booze on earth to make Stephanie Meyers' writing good, and I just can't get into Game of Thrones (TV Show, not the books - which I haven't read.)

For almost everything else I have a rather varied and eclectic set of likes and dislikes. I will try almost anything once, sometimes twice and not infrequently a third time just to make sure I know what its like. It seems better to me to like things than dislike them so...

-Spicy foods
-Colorful and exotic drinks
-Passionate Lovemaking (also sex)
-Rock n' Roll
-Good movies
-Bad movies
-Building model kits
-Mythology & assorted lore
-Boats (sailing, motorboats, canoes, kayaks log rafts... etc)
-Climbing on rocks
-Making cool stuff (assume anything crafty or art related)
-Dancing(?) (I like it but it is not my strongest area :P)
-Trying new things
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Discussing theoretical metaphysics with my large fluffy cat. Hunting Ghosts. Searching for Buried Treasure. Pulling the crime of the century. Fighting the Axis Powers. Saving the world.

What have you done lately?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It is in point of fact almost certain that if you have upon your profile a picture of yourself being stupid with a cat, that I shall rate you 4-5 stars on Quickmatch. I am a poster child for the proven correlation between cat proximity and inanity of statements.

I also sing: In the event of an emergency I am prepared to bust out some Gilbert & Sullivan, or Journey at a moment's notice, but it is a secret so please keep it to yourself.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You probably just should. I enjoy talking to new people. But here are some popular excuses:

-You like sharing experiences and wish to trade stories.
-You want to exchange hilarious and adorable pictures of cats.
-You desire a partner or consultant for your world domination plans.
-You like talking about art.
-You want someone to watch Pixar and Miyazaki movies, and/or rant about Video Games with.
-You require the services of a professional exorcist.
-You are coming to terms with your recently awakened mutant super-powers and are looking for guidance through this difficult time.
-You dig Science, or alternately: SCIENCE!!!
-You are looking for advice on how to make your world altering and brilliant idea for a video game, movie, novel, or epic poem into a reality, or are seeking cooking tips.
-You like my hat and want to know where you can get one just like it.

...oh, and I suppose if you found my profile interesting and wanted to get to know me better, that would be groovy too.