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GreatGreenGorf

36 M Hilliard, OH

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aries
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi there! My name is J.D. I'm Chaotic Neutral, INTP, Aries, and earth Horse. I have a great many interests including tabletop games (playing and designing), theatre, comedy, music (singing), cheesecake, being myself, and pondering exactly who that guy really is.

**IMPORTANT** I have a fiancee. We're polyamorous, but she's my number one gal.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I make sandwiches to pay the rent, but that's not what I want to be if/when I grow up. What I want is to perform for those who are willing to kick back, and laugh along with me.

I also write. Mostly gaming stuffs, with a little bit of a play mixed in when the muse smacks me up the back of the head.

Also, pairing down my wordly possessions, so I can build and move into a tiny house.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a fair to good singer, depending on my mood. I'm told I have a way with words. Besides that, making people laugh is nearly second nature to me. I feel like I'm more charismatic than what I have any right to be. I pay attention to dumb, little details that might otherwise go unnoticed. Baking cheesecake. Sandwiches.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People tell me my eyes or my smile are my best features. Also, I often sport muttonchops.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, Firefly, burritos, Dr. Pepper, pens, and paper.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What have you got?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Winding down from a week of making sandwiches. When I can afford it, you can catch me in the outside world, maybe karaoke or whatever other mischief presents itself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm actually a dog born into this weird, human body.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Are you into dorky guys? Gaming? Cartoons? If so, then why the heck not?