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  • Ages 23-31
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Last online
Yesterday – 8:20am
Relationship Type
6' 0" (1.83m)
Special Diet
Atheism but it’s not important
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Doing the grad student thing in chemistry, so I shoot x-rays at stuff, teach science to whippersnappers, fix broken stuff, and only very rarely get electrocuted.
People say I'm fun to be around, but anyone who doesn't like me being loud and goofy probably checks out before I catch on.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm growing an herb garden in lab. After 4+ years of grad school, a man's gotta cope somehow.
On a related note, got any tips for fighting white powdery mildew?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dancin like I've got ass in my pants, photobombs, and being profoundly oblivious.

Before this chemistry gig happened, I was trying to be a pastry chef for a while, so I guess I'm a decent cook too. I've also gotten pretty good at fixing all kinds of stuff over the years. Or at least all kinds of stuff that doesn't have a heartbeat.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My rockin beard.

Or that I'm in the way. Sometimes after a collision.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit, A Deepness in the Sky, Foundation series, Lord of Light, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
You know, nerd stuff.

Movies (generally need to see more)
Tropic Thunder, Anchorman, Lord of the Rings, Inception, Indiana Jones, Avengers, far more that I'm forgetting.
Also kung fu movies because they're great.

Shows (Don't have a TV, so I'm probably missing out)
Star Trek, Archer, Arrested Development, Venture Bros, Trailer Park Boys, Rick and Morty, Bojack Horseman. Admittedly, I also really like Adventure Time.
Goddamn, seeing it written down makes me wonder if I watch more cartoons now than when I was a kid.

I'll give most things a listen, but I've been getting into some punk recently, with some metal thrown in at times.
I can enjoy most music that's decent, but I'm definitely in favor of anything great for belting out in the shower. Specifically The Darkness.

Good beer, [Vegetarian] chili, pizza, chili pizza (surprisingly tasty), hot sauce, spicy indian food, tacos, burritos, falafel, baba ganoush (plus it's fun so say!), vegetarian sushi, things I've never tried before.
Really just about anything that isn't meat, shitty beer, or wicked poisonous.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, Water, Shelter, Clothing/heat, Soap, Toilet paper.

6 other things: Multi-tool, half-decent booze, some kind of woods, a decent chef's knife, the frozen north, and some kind of lab space.

Also dogs, but I don't have one of those. These are rough times.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'd need from the hardware store for a rad Halloween costume.

Or how to escape princeton for a night or two.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying beer with friends, and trying to figure out what's for dinner. Turns out it's usually falafel. Delicious, delicious falafel.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm terrible at pseudonyms. Like, really terrible.
You should message me if
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If you, too, want an army of drones.