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My self-summary
For work I shoot x-rays at stuff, teach science stuff, break stuff, fix stuff, and only get electrocuted by stuff once in a while. Grad school's mostly just a bunch of stuff.

When I escape lab, I'll usually be trying to find good things to eat, good things to drink, and good things to hear/do, with people who don't suck. Preferably shenanigans ensue.

So I do stuff for work, and things for fun, much like a normal human.
What I’m doing with my life
Working on my astronaut application for NASA.
I’m really good at
Dancin like I've got ass in my pants, photobombs, and being wicked oblivious.

I was trying to be a pastry chef for a while before I started this science gig, so I guess I'm a decent cook too. I've also gotten pretty good at fixing all kinds of stuff over the years. Or at least all kinds of stuff that doesn't have a heartbeat. Stupid heartbeats.
The first things people usually notice about me
My rockin beard.

Or that I'm in the way, cuz I'm super great at that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit, A Deepness in the Sky, Foundation series, Lord of Light, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Y'know, nerd stuff.

Movies (generally need to see more)
Tropic Thunder, Anchorman, Lord of the Rings, Inception, Avengers, Pacific Rim, Mad Max: Fury Road, probably a bunch more I'm forgetting.
Also old kung fu movies because they're great.

Shows (Don't have a TV, so I'm probably missing out)
Star Trek, Archer, Arrested Development, Venture Bros, Trailer Park Boys, Rick and Morty, Bojack Horseman. Admittedly, I also really like Adventure Time.
Goddamn, seeing it written down makes me wonder if I watch more cartoons now than when I was a kid.

I'll give most things a listen, but I've been getting more into punk recently, with some metal thrown in at times.
Also, anything great for belting out in the shower. Specifically The Darkness.

Good beer, [Vegetarian] chili, pizza, cilantro, spicy indian food, tacos, burritos, falafel, baba ganoush, vegetarian sushi, things I've never tried before, and inexplicable foods (like a vegan mac n' cheese pizza).
Really just about anything that isn't meat, particularly shitty beer, or wicked poisonous. Mildly poisonous I'm usually ok with.
The six things I could never do without
Food, Water, Shelter, Clothing/heat, Soap, Toilet paper.

Six other things: Multi-tool, half-decent booze, some woods, a decent chef's knife, the frozen north, and some kind of lab space.

Also dogs, but I don't have one of those. These are rough times.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If trash pandas are slowly being domesticated the way wolves were.
What to get at the next tattoo convention.
Or how to escape princeton for a night or two.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having beer with friends, and trying to figure out what's for dinner. Turns out it's usually falafel. Delicious, delicious falafel.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm terrible at pseudonyms. Like, really terrible.
You should message me if
If you, too, want an army of drones.
If you were disappointed I didn't say "ruff times" earlier.
Or if you know good excuse for me to get the hell out of princeton for a bit.