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24 F Philadelphia, PA

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5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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I graduated from Drexel's film program back in 2011. I now live in a tiny apartment here in the city, where I frequently cry at documentaries and spill things on myself. Some of my least favorite things in life are mustard, centipedes, banjo music, improv theatre, yogurt commercials, and a cappella groups.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm the head writer for a digital marketing firm that works primarily with attorneys. I legitimately love it. Plus I can answer all your burning questions about legal things like the automatic stay and the statute of limitations at long last!!!!1!

I co-own a small animation studio, so I do animation and related stuff on the side as well: storyboarding, making concept art, wringing my hands in abject misery, etc. Lots of illustration.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
drawing naked guys (?), getting crumbs everywhere, wasting shower water, typing super fast (cool), being on time

seriously my sense of time is consistently, freakishly accurate
The first things people usually notice about me
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My big crazy curly red hair, which conveniently doubles as a beacon in crowd situations. I've noticed it also helps baristas remember what I like to order.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Perdido Street Station, Last Exit To Brooklyn, Naked Lunch, Gilead, Dune, Less Than Zero, American Psycho, The Wild Boys

Blade Runner, Dune, Raising Arizona, Akira, Irreversible, Antichrist, The Room, Natural Born Killers, Blair Witch Project, '70s Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Blue Velvet, Scarface

King Of The Hill, MST3K, Twin Peaks, Louis Theroux, VICE, shows about plane crashes/Hitler/animals/drug addiction, Portlandia, and oh man Supersize VS. Superskinny where they force people with like a 200 pound weight difference to eat how each other eats for a week

Salem, Death Grips, Tollund Men, Pixies, Peter Gabriel, Oingo Boingo, Elliott Smith, Grimes, Queens Of The Stone Age, Lou Reed, Xiu Xiu

Pretty much all food. Except things with jiggly texture like tofu and scrambled eggs, ughhhhh.

I <3 Patrick Nagel a.k.a. progenitor of all nail salon window art:
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My glasses
My drawing hand
Reliable shoes
Snide comments
Bad weather
Depressing music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Wendyvainity's Youtube channel. Highlights include Tom R. Toe, Viral Vacuum, and Australian Hung Parliament.

And lately, sharks, because they are the best and coolest animal by far.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
molting into my snake form
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I talk a lot when I'm nervous, I never exercise, I'm apathetic about voting, I don't like the Beatles, my nails are always too short, I have a fake tooth, I hate whiskey (but will still drink it with you because I am a good sport), and like 512 other bad things.

Bonus secret piercing.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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this website makes you wish you were dead and/or you are inexplicably turned on by Brillo Pad hair