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Greatcoats

29 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Two weeks ago, I found myself in a career development class on "Learning to Lead." After discussing the wheel of workplace well-being and the treachery of union employees, we split off into groups to discuss the one or two things that were supremely important to each of us.

I'd like to pause for a second.

Above my computer screen a lady stands on a verdant isle. She is woven into a scarlet tapestry, but that does not prevent her from offering her hand to a chartreuse parakeet.

To my surprise each person in my small group immediately avowed that family was the most important part of their life. When my turn advened to the circuit, I sheepishly threw in my lot for "understanding."

After that we imagined holding lemons.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work as a library technician for a university. My day is predominantly spent conducting undergrads in maintaining a large collection of moribund books. That is where "leadership surely pays off."

I love my job with the a sibling annoyance of its repetition, a fascination of its details and true gratitude for the incidental connections to history. Or perhaps it's the connection to incidental histories: Marbled paper that resembles cellular walls or intergalactic space, college football programs from the 1950's with aerial shots of Seattle, Avante-Garde music scored with hand drawn squiggles.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I frequently reenter a room, after I have bid everyone in it good bye. I claim to have forgotten something, but maybe nostalgia directs my heart's compass.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I am fully clothed and abstaining from any obvious criminal activity.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I reject the charms of any other meal
since an ad for Manwich sealed the deal...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Manwich
Manwinchester
Manwinchester United
Manchester Untitled
Scan restless for rivals
Ensure Manwich revival
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What on earth happened to this profile?!
You should message me if
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It seems absurd to reel things back to a semblance of sincerity, and so in keeping with my approach to this point. I'm genuinely appreciative of and attracted to women who enjoy thoughtful conversation, silly diversions, tangential research and the majesty of looking long enough for something to happen.