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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:45pm
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism but it’s not important
Working on University
Might want kids
Has dogs
English (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat), German
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What can a man do to summarize himself? One my reflect on oneself and find out what it is that sets them apart. I constantly strive to understand myself and those around me. We are all motivated by our hurts and joys; our experiences and our opportunities. This section is purportedly to be about me so here is a bulleted list:

-kind hearted
-hard working
-hard playing

What is this a extra skills section on a resume? Jeeze.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working full time as a butcher and trying to make ends meet while I go to school. Looking for a job in my desired career in software development or at least something closer to it than butchery. That's a fun word. Boootcherrriieee.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being sweet, cooking, being goofy, being introspective, empathizing, listening, boozing, riding my sweet ass pterodactyl, fighting ninjas, sinking cruise ships with my bare fists. I'm like a less Republican Chuck Norris.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told that I have the most beautiful eye lashes. That my beard is red/blonde but my hair is brown? Good job genetics YOU HAD ONE JOB.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am in to so many diverse things that you should really just ask me. Hell tell me about something I should check out. I'm always on the lookout for something new. Short list?

TV/Movies: Adventure Time, Game of Thrones, sitcoms yes all of them, anything with an English/Irish/Australian accent, HD nature documentaries, any kind of stand up, really bad old school b-move horror, anything with good character and plot development, and yes Star Trek.

Video Games: Anything made by Bioware or Bethesda, sims, halo. Most people wouldn't call me a gamer anymore.

Vlogs: Vlogbrothers. Don't forget to be awesome by the way. If you know what I am talking about I want to know you.

Books: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, that sort of thing.

Food: I will just be honest. Food. All of it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Only four things(people actually) I could never do without (besides the obvious air, water, food, etc)

My little sisters and little brother.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life. The universe. Everything. School. Work. Love. Tragedy. Happiness. Beer. Interesting Ideas for Indy games. Godless morality. What kind of tattoo I'd like to get when I finally get around to getting one.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Closing down the meat market. That isn't a euphemism for drinking at a bar you guys. OMG.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have 7 fingers. I also have a few more but that is beside the point.
You should message me if
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I interest you. Either in a romantic sense or a platonic sense. I don't believe in the friend zone so don't worry, I won't get bent out of shape if you just want to be my friend.

If you are a woman and not a feminist you need to stop punching your self in the face and go read the actual definition of that word.

I almost always message people who like me on here if we are over 70% match so if you are shy, hit the like button.