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GreenAnoleAL

25 M Gardendale, AL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:11am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), C++ (Poorly), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am Carlton. You will never meet anyone like me. I laugh out loud at every opportunity, curse a bit more than I should for a chuckle, and find terrible puns to be way funnier than they actually are. I try to be clever but it never works out haha.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Getting straight A's in all my classes WOOP WOOP. I am excited and don't even care if I am bragging.

But for real, I am getting my shit together and I am pumped about that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being random, funny, school, cooking, setting myself on fire and flying into the sun because I am also confused please call the hospital because I think I am having an aneurysm and I am on fire. eEEKerkerkkkksjkl
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My big smile. I'm weird? They probably notice me being loud, or they don't notice me because I am being very quiet. I have been told I have intense eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am in to so many diverse things that you should really just ask me. Hell tell me about something I should check out. I'm always on the lookout for something new. Short list?

Adventure Time, Game of Thrones(I need the next season already UGG), sitcoms, anything with an English/Irish/Australian accent, HD nature documentaries, any kind of stand up, really bad old school b-move horror, and anything with good character and plot development.

Video Games: Western style Rpgs(no final fantasy sorry no me gusta), sims, halo. Most people wouldn't call me a gamer anymore.

Vlogbrothers. Don't forget to be awesome by the way. If you know what I am talking about I want to know you.

I will just be honest. Food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Only four things(people actually) I could never do without (besides the obvious air, water, food, etc)

My little sisters and little brother.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life. The universe. Everything. How awesome it would be if that person on Game of thrones didn't have to die(each week). School. Work. Love. Tragedy. Happiness. Beer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, helping my family, or looking for an adventure. Yes, I am boring actually.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have 7 fingers. I also have a few more but that is beside the point.
You should message me if
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I interest you. Either in a romantic sense or a platonic sense. I don't believe in the friend zone so don't worry, I won't get bent out of shape if you just want to be my friend.